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rabbitsandWoW
I know I have to favorite a post when I try to upvote it more then once.
LiamardoTheGreatest
sjketchen
The people who say that these are not facts have no concept of reality.
ShazyShaze
Roosevelt's right; my boss at the chair factory would give me hell if I kicked his pants.
TinyRickRoll
These were actually pretty good.
Laopard
The first one is actually very applicable in Germany right now. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B6hmermann_affair
NothingToAdd
#7 Horrible that this is true. I get angry thinking back to my 18-20 age and how much that time is set up to make or break your future
DarkNinjaBeans
I'm 18 and I'm expected to know what I want to do with my future, but I can't even figure out what I want to eat or clothes I want to wear.
mattbl
#8 I'm often viewed as lazy for trying to be as efficient as possible.
OSCgal
I really want to have a job where I'm assigned hard projects b/c they want me to figure out an efficient way to do them.
TheBalto
You're doing a wrong job then.
GekommenUmZuBleiben
"These facts and opinions all look so similar!" "Don't worry about it. Happens all the time." *throws them all in the same place *
catcherintherye
The terrorists have already won. They are domestic enemies, and they run the Deep State of the US military-industrial-government complex.
pdog109
fuck OP for posting Snowden, fuck that guy and oh btw fuck you too OP
Kimpes
i don't know too much about him. is there anything especially bad he's done?
Ineedabetternamebutfornowthiswilldo
That last one really hits home. My cousin lost her father 2 days before his birthday. We miss him soo much.
supersmashsisters
No... No I won't be fine
CharlietheCamper
I choose a lazy person to do a hand job - Bill Gates
TheLimpinBiscuit
Idontevencareifyoutakemyrabiesjustgetoutofmylife
Are these facts or quotes?
manic404
I've never been stuck in a room with a mosquito and eventually come round to the mosquitos point of view.
Pukako
But you know it's there...
Pointlesscommentary
Anyone that's ever contracted malaria would disagree.
manic404
"Yeah your right this malaria thing is great. Thanks mosquito." What!? That doesn't happen
SapientPearwoodChest
OP what exactly do you think the word "facts" means?
missflipwheezy
I'm 25 and that was exactly what I needed to hear
atleastIwasnt36
I always hate the 18 year old bathroom thing. As teachers we are responsible for that student.. Not that I don't trust them, I gotta know.
iwilltakewhatyousaidandmakeitdirtysomehow
I don't think it means to blame the teacher, it's more "this kid had to raise his hand to speak now we expect him to go out and be somebody"
weaselbee
The point of that one is we expect them to make responsible major life decisions right out of high school, a place where they couldn't
weaselbee
Even be responsible for their own bathrooms schedules.
drwompwompnomnom
GodSiege
Exactly
Nasislike
Actually, Ali has one of the best speeches and quotes out there, but the one about his freaking PUSH UPS is included...? Sheesh...
GormlessLiar
I really liked that one though. Would make for great glute exercise.
BarnabasWizardcock
Count the first one, next time start at the 5th one, then start at the 20th, and so on.
TheSSMorgan2015
Soo...count them all but ignore the first 20?
Valyrus
No, don't count them and untill you managed to count the first 20. which you can't. then you start counting the rest.
R3tr0P0tat0
Hey Bill Gates... I'm pretty lazy. You have a job for me?
deonizm
When you can do the things I can do, and you don't, and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you.
captainahabmn
Definitey thought the third to last one said "hand job". I think I like it that way better.
bananafoen
Nice clickbait site you got there. Bet nothing is copied
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Though a click bait site, but maybe OP shared because they genuinely enjoyed the quotes. Who knows?
MehWasTooShort
#StopClickBait
AuroraNora33
*Matthew Santoro intensifies*
iheartdonut
Burn!!!
artsystuff
We expect uneducated parents to teach their children how to handle their finances, yet we require tax accountants to have a degree. 1/2
artsystuff
Clearly there is some strange disconnect here and people are expected to somehow educate themselves as well as their children. 2/2
artsystuff
Personally, I think the wealthy want people to make poor financial decisions and be required to rely on them for financial 'advice'. 3/2
SonicMonkeys
The banking industry has pretty much become "How can we screw as many of our customers out of $5 this month?"
pandagloves
The word you're looking for is "quotes"
Cthulhukitten
This place is so retarded sometimes, not the first time I've sen the word facts being brutaly misused on here.
Matthew0275
And that's a fact
SideshowBob
Or "maxims."
OverlyCynicalImgurian
I don't think any of these people were machineguns.
SuspiciousCactus
But it's on the Internet. That makes it a "fact". Checkmate.
Anthrenar
"Quotations." Quote is only a verb.
HeadingWest
Not anymore. English keeps evolving.
ohmegatron
In a literal sense, yes.
IAteABigRedCandle
"I believe the word your searching for is space ranger!"
SonOfpajamaSam
I'm not 25!
FireBreathingStockBroker
I'm 27 god Damn
BeardedAssassin
My next birthday is 30. I'm so depressed.
Visser3
Mine as well, December
TexanSailor
Dear OP, don't put a picture of snowden up anymore with these other great minds. He's a grade A douche. Many thanks.
MulleCheck
What'd he do now?
TexanSailor
Ask why foreign countries would give him asylum for being a "whistleblower" in America?
MulleCheck
Does that make all the good things he has done inessential?
TexanSailor
Never let the ends justify the means.