SubTrout

79752 pts ยท December 22, 2019


I might need a Youtube thumbnail red circle on this one, because no level of me being Squintin' Tarantino can spot #4

11 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like that we have two visible kittehs, and one vaguely kitteh-shaped headless loaf.

12 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's what happens when your first priority isn't to be funny, just to be mean and spiteful. They might be talking to an audience that loves cruelty, but even these ghouls can't fake that it isn't actually funny.

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why every shitass rightwing comic whining about "You can't make jokes anymore" is just a talentless hack. If you're FUNNY you can make good jokes, and this dude clearly read the assignment because this is hysterical.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Is it even a commercial if it's for a product that hasn't existed in decades? It's like shilling for Crystal Pepsi.

1 day ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Don't forget they're also the people who will lose their fucking shit if they have to wait 5 minutes at the drive thru because there aren't enough employees on shift to flip the burgs.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

AI continues to "get better" in terms of what it's capable of doing. Stuff like the 6-fingered mutant hands from a year or so ago are mostly gone and it's getting frustratingly hard to catch what's AI sometimes. You can still usually spot it since so often it's not necessarily the image quality but the content, because AI users are fundamentally incurious uncreative people. Like seriously, who the fuck smiles in an airport?

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What kind of brain poisoned corporate bootlicking NPC of a human being do you have to be to dream of a commute? Even if you LIKE your job that's the worst part of it.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boy you know we're proper fucked as a country when I'm more likely to believe the news coming out of an ostensibly enemy nation we're bombing than from our own government. Iran rates higher on the potentially honest scale than anyone in Trump's cabinet.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looked too perfect to be real but I wanted to dig just to be sure. What surprised me was that it was an actual artist's rendering and not AI.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The original features Steven Crowder who's a right wing shitass mouthpiece for the usual bigotry. So a more than a bit of a knob.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Unsure about taking opium rectally tho

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donald doesn't have a sense of humor, he just insults anything and everyone because he's a tiny petty pathetic sack of shit who's incapable of empathy or basic fucking common sense.

4 days ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

#14 If you were straight it was Demona, if you were gay it was Brooklyn. Or also Demona. Honestly really any of the Gargoyles could've done it for folks depending on your tastes, but hopefully not the dog one.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just doing my part!

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If a disgusting war crime committing criminal pedophile celebrates your death, it at least means you were probably doing something right with your life.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Trying to find words when friggin' Bugs Bussy over here walking in with his fuck-me boots and cutoffs

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I hope you've seen Civvie11's descent into madness over it.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Peter what is this?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I very much cannot scrute this situation!

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This gets posted a lot but it's not much of a smoking gun. He can say "I don't support him" but he's still smiling and shaking his hand and talking about laughing with him, that's pretty tacitly saying you're okay with him. Also nowhere in his response is any kind of condemnation of Trump or his rhetoric or bigotry, which if you didn't support him is a pretty easy layup to say.

5 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I know it's for a reason but dang!

5 days ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

For a moment I was about to be mad of this kind of Quark slander, but then I saw it was Brunt and yeah fuck that guy, accurate comparison!

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#1 Sweater with exposed midriff, pants with one leg cut off, superfluous thigh strap of indeterminate purpose. An outfit that screams "I have no idea if I'm cold or not and I want to be in a JRPG"

5 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Remove any signs with words besides "slide", because you know someone's going to see the word "push" first and somehow ignore everything else because "push" activated their instinct.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look you flushed the residual dirt and bugs out, and then you had glorious sun-warmed rubberized tasting hose water to enjoy while running your ass off in the summer. Shit was amazing, and I'm sure if I get cancer it'll be at least partly because of it, but them's the breaks.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

May he rest in the same piss as Hulk Hogan

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Bro I'm pushing 40 and have no kids, for all I know it is one. I am very intentionally checked out of current trends and pop culture because my dinosaur bones don't care anymore.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0