Stretch18

23200 pts · March 8, 2013


Ellipses... Ellipses everywhere... ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ ... ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ... (╯°□°)╯\°_|__!°-╯... (✌゚∀゚)☞...(/゚Д゚)/... t(-_-t)... ಥ⌣ಥ... づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ... (屮゜Д゜)屮... ʕ ͡•ᴥ ͡• ʔ... ¯\_(ツ)... ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴ ... (/.-)

They're fine. A single cut beard hair though...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are actually one of the only bed bug predators.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're also called percussion massagers. They really don't vibrate, it's more like a jackhammer. They work well for deep muscle cramps.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know everyone is joking about masturbation, but I can't imagine putting one of these anywhere near my junk.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With great power, comes great responsibility...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I see you, 80's kid.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get why they did that, but I still think there was a better way for the writers to handle it...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, he's not stupid. Corrupt, sure. Asshole, definitely. Not stupid though.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Seriously people, toilet paper doesn't actually clean your ass.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That cloudy, stagnant water is almost probably ammonia burning that poor thing... :(

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The 2A was part of a constitution that forbids a professional military. The militia was intended to be the only way to conscript an army.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

This is literally why we can't have nice things...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guy here. Untold number of women climax every day using only their fingers. Men are so unnecessarily insecure about their junk...

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

just now... without thought... or intent... two words break the silence... "little shit..." lolololololol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incredible movie.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IT'S GOING TO THE BEAT!!!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I read that as "Needle shop owner..." and was confused...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They eat tons of fruit so their shit is like the wettest, nastiest diarrhea you've ever seen.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JFC, I had no idea!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. I only knew her as "Kato".

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Whenever there's an e coli outbreak in your veggies, that's a mouse saying 'hello!'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIRDSIES!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stopped watching the simpsons a decade or more ago, but that was amazing!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like that one asshole from Married at First Sight.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put the rest of the state in a blender and the keys dribble out the bottom.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The commute on 95 from Broward to Palm Beach is a nightmare. Check out Coral Springs or Parkland. Maybe Hillsboro Pines. Turnpike FTW.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0