I'm Kris.. My mom thinks I'm hilarious. I'm random, foul-mouthed, swear like I have tourettes, and I believe in giving small children the finger.
I'm Kris.. My mom thinks I'm hilarious. I'm random, foul-mouthed, swear like I have tourettes, and I believe in giving small children the finger.
Spoon. That looks like a Spoon.
Thorgasm.
Princess Peanut Butter. Just do it.
Sublime with Rome - Take it or Leave it (Not sure of her name, however.)
"But, baby it's cold outside.." - Bear, probably.
Seppuku!!
Now, correct me if I'm wrong.. But, don't most of these look like sex toys?
Keep your hopes up. I met my girlfriend on Tinder about eight months ago. She's quite honestly the love of my life. Crazy things do happen.
But seriously.. Can you imagine orally pleasing a woman for 12 hours of 'Cotton Eye Joe'?!
Someone's spent plenty of time on Bad Dragon..
Take your kids to work days.
This looks like Lisa Frank gangbanged a 64-pack of Crayolas. It's beautiful!
I've spent a good portion of time wondering.. Why exactly is Smokey the Bear shirtless?
Only a week or so before all of the news outlets are showing eggs cooking on the roads.
Cat snakes!!
That's one hell of a poop knife!
Ohhhhhh boy! Are you in for a treat...
Why do I feel like most of these people are actually from West Virginia?
Gotta love that 'It's Always Sunny in Philly' font..
Dear lord.. This looks like our entire team of forklift operators at the warehouse. Wonderful! +1
It's like World Star, but for the elderly. Dying Star!
That moment when you can find someone to say "hit me harder.." That's the exact sound of a jackpot.
Youuuu don't have to be lonely...
That username, though! Perfection!
Extremely proud to be related, or even to know some of these teachers that showed up to protest today. Absolutely amazing!
The good ol' skadoodle.
Come on, now.. Starship Troopers..
Entirely too true. Especially considering the visitors who consider themselves to be "great hikers" that ultimately need rescuing. +1
Yeah, but let's see her open a jar of pickles..
I can't right now. I'm dunking my Bible in milk.