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It's not like I have a preponderance of cats in my house and she couldn't give less of a shit what I call her.
I do love her oodles though.
Edit: FP for a post about a kitten... yeah that checks out. I'm still not planning to name her, but if you want to watch a video of her playing with my Great Dane or my Anatolian Shepherd I have an IG for the three of them at @mostly_photos_of_my_dogs where I post photos of them pretty regularly.
https://www.instagram.com/mostly_photos_of_my_dogs/
Edit 2: As to why I never got around to naming her but have named my dogs. Marcus showed up with a name, Goose got his name because I picked him up off the highway after someone chucked him out the of a moving car as an 8 week old puppy ( got him via ejection - so Goose), and I just haven't really liked any name anyone proposed yet.
Edit 3: Wow.... ya'll REALLY seem to care that I haven't named my cat. I think this might be the most comments I've ever had on any single post. I don't really plan to give her a name unless one speaks to me. If I've managed this long without having done it, I think the relationship with my cat will endure regardless.
DarthT4co
April ?
ScrewHavinAUsername
Name her April?
Whittworth
Our cat’s name is Kitty... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
fishincrazy9081
My mom and I couldnt agree on a name plus my cat is mean so always yelled "Cat!". It answers to it so meh got it 3 and a half years ago.
LadyGingerSpritely
I named my cat Stella right away but she typically hears, "GOD DAMMIT GET OUT OF THE SINK"
MugheeraAndTheRestIsHistory
Rusty
CheekiestoftheBreeki
Doesn't matter, i have never had a cat respond, lol.
zerbert
Cleopatra
maxstout808
Chairman Meow
4e6f6e65
Cat. Name is Cat.
bowser23
So you’re willing to make this entire post but you won’t give a name to your cat.
spalone
Patches
yuugian
This is how our cat "cat" got it's name. unless you ask my mom, then it is DOC (Dumb ole cat)
KZordTheBestZord
I didn't name my cat for a couple months... Ended up naming him kennan. But I still call him kitten...well kit-ten.
DC1123
My cats name is Cat because I called him that while I thought of an actual name but he started responding to it.
zunicornleunicorn
Smudge
boodow
That was my first thought too
GorillaPowers
Had a cat I loved for 15 years. Rescued her and hand raised her as a newborn. Never named her.
Todeswind
I know right? It's like "well, she utterly adores me and I love her" what does naming her add to our relationship? She knows I feed her.
PClastname
Oodles should be the name
stoutde
Meh. Doesn't matter what you call her on she won't come anyways.
rlc34
why haven't you named her? not judging, just curious.
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Todeswind
Well.... yes, yes I am - for so many different reasons beyond those you're ascribing to me but that's hardly germain to my nameless cat.
LoopStricken
Ooh, fancy words.
PrincessLesa
Have you considered “God Dammit”?
LarryFine
That's a great way to get arrested if the cat gets lost.
TILImgurIsAwesome
This followed closely by "what the fuck"
sellcrazysomewhereelse
I once had a toy poodle my neighbors thought was named "shut the fuck up tessa"
at1mp
Girl.
Eremotherium
A cat snuck into the house once. Mom said "I don't know that cat. Its a new cat." The cat remained New Cat even when later cats were adopted
internetpoints123
Name it Cathew as an excuse for calling it Cat the entire time.
someonegotoffendedandsomeonegotsuspended
She has great oodles, let's call her Oodleface!
Erutanmi
Or, ya know, just Oodles.
someonegotoffendedandsomeonegotsuspended
Oodlesface does sound better. Dogface and Catface might look at me funny for a few weeks adding an S in their name.
Erutanmi
Then I agree, Oodlesface! I like your naming system.
vanishingsoul
oodle
someonegotoffendedandsomeonegotsuspended
face
cjgart2000
Don't think too hard. April.
nowtherearetwo
This!!
GoALittleCrazy
I would recommend "November". More original.
comnakr
Mrbrown512
I mean, isnt that how a cat would act if it was human?
thechangeintimewithrespecttospace
The cat me and my SO adopted last year was named April Ludgate by the shelter we got her from. We didn’t see a need to change her name.
mglaive
It's almost like you WANT her to grow up to be a stripper!
ThreeDog369
Khajiit has ass for you... if you have coin
pedrotbear
Or a reporter that wears a yellow jumpsuit.
kissmyassets
Well by the time she is grown any pole is worth messing with. Especially cat poles
repurposedschleem
yphastos
You stole my idea!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
But spell it all fucked up so you can feel special about it while it annoys her for the rest of her life. Aeigphreel.
sandyman23
I think I had a stroke reading that spelling... call a bondulance.
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
I named my cat Meitu...cause Me Too was weird.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
If it ever comes home pregnant call it Hashtaghmeitu
SeriouslyRad
Friend of mine found/adopted a cat once, named it "Tuesday Cat"
mastodoff0
Glad someone said it.
Nathanfake
“IT” is a good name
mastodoff0
mydogisblack
Snickers. Looks like snickers ice cream.
Erutanmi
Or, ya know, Snickers the candy bar.
StepRightUp
Nooooo! Not another calico Snickers!
angrytaco
I had a cat named snickers. She was so sweet. To me. Total bitch to everyone else lol
Sutashi
I had a cat named Snickers. He was a good boy. Sadly he walked into the woods one night.
TheYoungGod
Marble could also work.
raven171
My roommate named our kitty Snickers.. I recommend not to. The nicknames are horrible, I just call her kiki now.
Sutashi
I'd say Splat.
mksu
"Cat" is a perfectly valid name for a cat. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
invaderjay87
That’s my oldest cat’s name
disruptivedecimal
Boy!
Threns
Every cat I've known I call cat. It's one of many hundreds of names I throw at them that they ignore, including their 'proper' name
LukeThighwalker69
Thats my cats name! Took too long to name him
TheMachineKill3r
Every cat is named Kitty to me
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
I have a cat named Bunny, cuz she hops (as a result of her birth defect).
thornmallow
My grandpa had a few strays that hung out around his cabin and garden. Their names were cat, kitty, pus, mouser, ect.
DoaDear
Yeah, you're just gonna end up calling it dipshit and poopy paws anyway.
BlancheTuttle
I've had my cat for 16 years. Never named her. She is just "cat".
darksniperknight
My cats unofficial name is Kitty Motherfuckin Cat.
lizardbones
I couldnt name my kitten "Cat" because it's my girlfriends name. I named the kitten "ghost" instead, but i still just call her kitten
AwkwardKeming
I want a cat named "Mydog"
hathorlover
My brother-in-law had a dog named cat and a cat named dog. Now he has a cat named cow.
kanne31
thefriendlybeer
Thank you. Went hunting in the comments section for a Tiffany’s reference :) well done!
ashram1023
“Cat Face” as the formal name.
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
It Is!
moshpitmolly
Mu cat has a name but I totally call her "meow meow" more often than not.
funkmefunkyou
Kenny got his name after I slurred kitty one night lol
SonOfSeinfeld
Agreed. My cat is named “Baby Kitty”
patienceyounggrasshopper
Our cats have names we never use, they are Little Kitty and Tiny Kitty. Despite each weighing 15 pounds. Big Kitty lived to be 19 <3
k98alvy
Named one I had found gato.
MuayThaiwinLannister
I have a cat named cat and another cat named kitten
pwsabre
My cat’s name is Cat. I’ve had him for 14 years
waeraj
I have a cat named cat and another named mama cat.
cthulhaa
Haha same!
Chemnerd263
My dad named our cat el gato, I ecentually took spanish and learned that my dad pulled a 11 year prank.
Chemnerd263
*eventually
abacab87
Named all mine "kitty"
funkmoth
I call my cat "cat" even tho his name is Smalls
hitekrednek1788
I call my cat "animal" alot.
Violet143
That was my dad's cats name. Grey Cat ... cat for short
BlackBirchOwl
There is a book called "A Cat Named Cat". It's.absolutely fantastic.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Very Audrey Hepburn
aFadingMemory
Poor cat. Poor slob. Poor slob without a name!
ripacoolin
Truth. My stepdad has a black cat named "Black Cat"
Kaoss01
Or Ceefa. Ceefa cat. Deefa for a dog
verlonica
True. We have Boy Kitty and Girl kitty. Also, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. But kkbb is special.
Mobius550
cats have three names: cat(which is what you'll be calling it, normal name (ours is Nermal), and it's royal name (prince explosion murder)
aFadingMemory
Adopted two cars and never named them. We just call them "the black one" and "the grey one".
SwissMountainsAreSoCool
What kind of shelter puts cars up for adoption? I'm interested.
aFadingMemory
Woops! Ironically my car does have a name.
D3VASTATlON
Please name it fish, I think saying here fishy fishy fishy and have a cat come running would be great.
thebridgejumper
Nah, call it dog. That way you can introduce her like “hey, this is my cat Dog.”
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
Same for “this is my cat Fish”, heh heh
FractalChainsaw
captainkeeter
I prefer Kit for a cat and Diggy for a dog
FreddieBW
I've had a hamster called Wabbit and a cat called Spoon. Go with whatever you feel! They don't mind..
2short2tripIclimb0vershit
Kat
thebridgejumper
Yeah, that what the cat is called in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
AgoraphobicBard
I agree, similarly, "Dog" is perfectly acceptable name for a dog
TheSaltyHogIndy
alpacasaurusrex
And Boy and Girl are acceptable for testicle germs.
Maulbert
If 'Boy' is good enough for Kratos...
insongwhang
Doggy!
CaptainJackSbarro
I have a friend who named her dog "Dawg". It's super cute.
AncientEldritch
My dogs name is Diogie. D-O-G. Shes the best
FriendOfDoggo
“Dog” is so a perfectly acceptable name for a cat.
DelphiB
I don't think 'Cat' is a good name for a dog, though.
TeachKindness
Depends on the dog. If it is indifferent to your affections, aloof and pretentious, you could definitely call it 'Cat'.
hitekrednek1788
No but gato is!
Wolsniw
Oodles is a great name.
Willybum84
Yup
MomJokes
This is the cutest name!
askanceview
Oodles and boodles of love
Suplexinato
Yes. Then whenever you go somewhere you can say "toodles oodles!"
pepper0770
Exactly what I was going to say
Kunitsu
Indeed! She's such a cutie too!
GoddammitMrNoodle
I personally like Oodles of Noodles. But I'm biased.
spiceass9000
Imgur has spoken op
Kaoss01
Agreed. Its a perfect name.
Oodles44
Agreed
WorthEveryPenny
I named mine Bean. Go with what you reflexively call em. =]
Vungor
Or "noodles"
spoonageddon
Oodles of noodles
Duendes
Last Name: O'Noodles
NobleSeven
SnickerdOodles?
tinydragonfarts
Noodles
chiakat
Scrolled down to say this
Quarantinous
A cat has no name.
SilvanOrion
The masses have spoken @op.
blackrasputin
IrishSkillet
All Hail Oodles of house Todeswind, First of her name, Queen of the Andals & the first men, Queen of the 7 kingdoms & protector of the realm
EVILtheKAT
Yes. This is an acceptable name.
ratteb
Oodles it must be.
ShoogettyBoogetty
Agreed. All hail Oodles the Canoodled.
MyChonies
MyChonies
It’s oodle the talking poodle!
RavenVG
Catoodle*
AgnesMcGillicuddy
We've named her for you
YouPeopleMakeMeSick
Upvote for Oodles.
WorthDimensioning
Kitten Kaboodles?
Nrpain
yes Oodles !!!
FractalChainsaw
Imgur has spoken! So mote it be!
Deanscream
I 263rd this.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
I 2636th it!
theGildedDanMan
I 2160th it
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
I 2,321 it!
Jerojero
How about, Girl?
eddieeeeeee69
Or noodles
IAmAGoodNoodle
Oodles of noodles
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No, that's my cat's name.
DangerousNoodle
Excuse me?
Pandamoniyum
HE SAID NOODLES IS HIS CAT’S NAME
FecalSaliva
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mastodoff0
Thinkin' the same thing.
thebillyofthewest
Thinking
mastodoff0
That's why there's an apostrophe ;)
Erythrotrichophile
3 votes
DelphiB
Make it four.
peakedinhighschool
The tribe has spoken.
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
Totally agree. It's decided. OP's cat is named Oodles.
DustyMcKnuckles
@OP, we took care of your cat's lack of name problem!
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Now it's six.