StoreyStory

598 pts ยท January 21, 2014


im just here for the memes (tm)

no, this is patrick

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can also check out the Saturday Night Live Facebook page.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get that this is saying to me "bird feeder defense mechanism," but all I'm hearing is "fling persistent squirrel's into orbit."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ehh, i'm in the vernon hill area.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

partner and relationship now. PTSD and mild DID diagnoses, pending medication. You're not alone in this. Thank you for sharing your story.(2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our stories are remarkably similar. Depressed in my early teens, hallucinations and an abusive relationship in my mid-teens, and a lovely(1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bendydick Pumpkinpatch

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is so FUCKING COOL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mrw there is a sale on red licorice candy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would drag my balls through ten miles of broken glass just to hear that sweet piece of ass fart through a walkie talkie

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

6'6" Bostonian here, you a fan of the ol' lickaroo?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

print "Hello world!" - Commodore Basic v4.0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hired by Best Buy three and a half weeks ago. These are so accurate for every story thus far.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kelley Square

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darth Yerots... I'm kinda alright with that.\

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

throw that ass in a hammock

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no one explain

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That is the most Golden Retriever thing I have ever seen.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for those curious: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_108 i fucking love bethesda

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who works at a Best Buy, and is having a 12-hour shift on Black Friday, let's go.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

with no assertive qualities, and no chance of a girl at the end." Definitely don't regret posting.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I submitted one and it resulted in the most hilariously and accurate thing I've ever read, "It`s Bender from the breakfast club! except (1)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fuck you!

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

vigorous exercise in general i believe

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Vernon Hill! (don't worry, I won't mug you)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look up demisexual my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This larp is still going on, I attend and it is a special kind of wonderful. That video is not one of our brightest moments...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0