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Trust me guys
Pun tax
dougbatman
Oh my god. Everyone of these earned a grunt of disdain from me. +1 I hope this becomes a thing
Moonkey
Resplendent advice mallard.
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman5
Shoot this damn duck immediately
derpferguson
Mallardy
TotallyNotAnAlt
I'd like to see this become a thing.
Dusseldwarf
#4 made me think of this:
DoctorGrant
wot
edjlord3000
@alxnikki
saltyfruit
Is it bad that I had someone in mind while I read these
HighAlbedoNoLuster
Always defend a woman's honor... Online. Trying in real life might be scary.
dynamiteking
...you know that whole chivalry thing is just dueling rules and what modern people consider abuse right?
BoxONuts
BLOWIE! +1
jazzybear
M'allard
lurkaholic
Fedora Advice Mallard is too long. M’allard it is!
Cynistera
More.
FernandoRumdebum
I frequent funnyjunk, and so many of their members would take this advice seriously
SamuelNiemiec
Can confirm, been on funnyjunk for years.
RoninWing
Please no.
TheLastPunslinger
You have to read these in slurring Frank Sinatra voice for maximum effect.
Punnisher
A fellow pundit. I'm honored.
TheLastPunslinger
Join my ka tet and help me get for the Dark Tower....one horrible pun at a time
IDontWatchDrWho
I lost it at the "keep tracking of nice things" one. Bra-vo.
shinyRK9
but for real, the one sure fire way you know he's not a nice guy is if he ever calls himself "a nice guy"
vegetariansatemyhomework
so much cringing +1
Win1forthegifer
I'm glad fake advice mallard has a fake fedora
mormacil
Hey who's been stealing lines from my autography?
AltairWasTheBestAssassin
Is autography a thing? Or do you mean autobiography? Is it like a collection of signatures?
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Your username. I agree.
Acatno
All I could think about is how that's not a fedora.
CommanderRatBoy
A blowie huh? How many points is that? I figured I'm just owed one for always being friend zoned and my trench coat fedora combo
LoudAngryJerk
took me a minute of wondering why anyone with half a brain would think any of this was a good idea, before i realized what was going on
Dunes8
Surprised at the lack of Atheism or MLP ones.
spooglecraft
*clapping*
ItTastesLikePurple
ooof I just cringed badly at nearly everything here
popculturella
Please let this become a thing.
Xeynid
I used to be really obsessed with demonstrating how smart I am, until I realized I was a douche. Now whenever someone says "You're really 1/
Xeynid
smart" My immediate reaction is "How did I douche this shit up?" 2/2
ReleaseTheBeeees
You got the +1 for mallardy
DaddyWolf
Same
Geoffistopheles
I wouldn't be surprised if the entire album was an excuse to post that.
imshibagel
I almost lost it at work because of that
LaBix
That pun make me shit myself. Good thing I was reading it on the toilet.
RubberDuckLeft
can someone explain?
andrewkane
http://imgur.com/PK7o9LR
StoreyStory
no one explain
andrewkane
(Incoming comments saying the hat is a trilby and not a fedora)
ItsCrazyTim
Thanks fam. These always trigger me D:
lamiiiiiaaa
http://imgur.com/OJmR2tW Those of us that actually wear fedoras need to defend ourselves
tutorp
There's nothing wrong with neither trilbys or fedoras. The problem exists between hat and neckbeard.
DashLeGrand
fizix00
What's the difference?
lamiiiiiaaa
http://imgur.com/OJmR2tW
fizix00
So basically, Trilby has narrower brim, pattern, and no ribbon?
lamiiiiiaaa
I believe trilbies sometimes have ribbons, but is pretty common on Fedoras. Fedoras are also made of thicker, and softer fabric.