Stohlen

296 pts ยท October 30, 2014


It's pretty close.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can find the same thing at Home Depot, as well. My co-worker has his service dog, Ace, with him 24/7.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How has no one come up with Anacownda?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all over the walls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well the proposition requiring background checks for ammo purchases passed, so we're not far off.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

E-Go blower? That's a solid 20 minutes of fun before having to recharge.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shrink" and "swell" are pretty common terms in retail in regards to inventory.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These guys need to hook up with Slow Mo Guys..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What about the awkward moment when they both look the same?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I don't smoke, but had I the money, I would buy these to put on display for the works of art they are. Amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well played @wontonballs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Similar story gets told at my store, but it was a customer returning it. They always dump them in the parking lot, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the trucks I used to unload at Home Depot. This is how the pallets usually looked coming off the truck.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen, fellow walker of the night.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How American of you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sever ALL the chickens!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other associates don't understand how vital backend ops is to the store. I'd love to see most of them try freight or receiving for a week.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who works on freight, this.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The tape at my store is in aisle 10. This is very creepy. *looks over shoulder for OP*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Homer Award is a lie...at least at my store. Seems like it takes an act of God to get one now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or people driving by and seeing pallets stacked neatly behind the store. "Can I grab some pallets for free?" "Sorry, no."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I originally thought the thumbnail was someone creeping on Laurence Fishburne. I was pleasantly surprised.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Famous last words from Darwin Award nominees.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes please.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The bottle filling water fountain is pretty great. I wish they would become the norm.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thoroughly enjoy your salty seamen sea stories. More please!

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

At your local AT&T authorized retailer, of course.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blech. Lowes. Never liked it before I started working for the Depot, and now I despise it even more. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fries with cheese, grilled onions and spread (thousand island dressing). The only proper way to get In-n-Out fries.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What the unholy fuck was that? Now I need to buy earplugs for when I sleep. Thanks a lot.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0