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Came back a week later screaming for a manager because most of his lawn was dead.
Thank you, legal documents, for saving us all from the know-it-alls
Think before you buy. There's no shame in making multiple trips....Or hell, rent a truck from us.
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Mulch
He was politely but firmly asked to leave by the manager standing there. He still comes in sometimes but refuses to make eye contact.
HowDoYouInternet
I didn't read one of these because the text on the picture is too difficult.
LeftHandPanda
That font, my eyes! The goggles do nothing!
woodencoaster23
I just quit my job at Home Depot. What a nightmare...
PookyButt
Wow the mulch fort in the car must have made for a shitty ride home. Thank you, thats all the time I've got
BalrogDestroyer
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Mulch.
Stohlen
Or people driving by and seeing pallets stacked neatly behind the store. "Can I grab some pallets for free?" "Sorry, no."
dosvader
(1/2)My favorite one was people who bought those packing tape dispensers but would complain cause it was too dull to cut the tape.
dosvader
(2/2)I would just remove the guard and tell them they're all set. Man the red faces I saw at customer service at the blue store. Hah
MuffNinja
The FONT the COLOUR.
Kitakita
You make the outline black and the inside white, not the other way around!
Stolf
Oh damn it....I knew I messed it up somehow but couldn't tell what it was. Sorry
jaguarantnarwhaliguanacatelephant
It's ok OP, still a pretty entertaining read. Thanks. :)
404GravitassNotFound
Entertaining, but the font...
Stolf
I made Arial mistake, didn't I :(
eriiccc
No. It's unreadable with the black don't outlined white.
Riorach
(Highly recommend white with black outline next time)
bartman2014
Try comic sans next time
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Stolf
Oh....those are nice
SGRogers
... Who the hell spends a grand on a push mower?
Nemain
Engineers in the navy
Stolf
They're really wide, so if you have a large yard but not large enough for a rider, it's a good option
SGRogers
Oh... Okay.
Danile666
Home Depot here literally has riding lawn mowers for 980 bucks right now. Still sounds dumb for a push.
supercolio
I worked two months mowing lawn at a local cemetery, I used a push mower that costs like 1000-1500€ and let me tell you, it was worth it.
supercolio
super sturdy, lightweight, easy to maneuver. I loved it to pieces.