5438 pts ยท April 8, 2015
Air Force veteran of Desert Storm and Enduring Freedom who is now a stay-at-home dad and trophy husband.
gonorrhea.
Nice repost.
$3.50
Now post the penis washer (and ordering info, of course)
The old panty dropper dance. That takes me back.
found a 1970 version for about $900.00 on ebay
Turn the chairs upside down.
Maybe she really likes cops. My wife likes cops. I am not a cop.
I'm trying to think of what he could be legitimately using it for. Could that car already be sporting some rusty fasteners?
Pretty sure that's a propane torch. I have one just like that.
These brake pads ain't gonna change themselves.
I'll be in my bunk.
Do the opposite of what George would do.
You can hop on Marta, travel a few stops and get a cheaper room, or sleep on the floor at the airport for free.
Crunch berries. Mmmmmm.
Yep. I tried both. Made more with Lyft because tips.
Watch out. Crazy women can curl your toes.
Skipped through the whole post trying to find the Loch Ness monster punch line.
"Trying to slash my anus open..."
I'll give you about tree fiddy.
Take my money!
Because i want to see dat ass.
I called corporate and the store got two free pizzas because of it. I ordered them as carry out though.
I wanted to feed the driver a knuckle sandwich
I once had a pizza delivered that had a piece missing. I was livid.
Imgur doesn't like selfies, @op.
Some anti-depressants can cause low sex drive.
If he won't tell you what he's into, he may have some trust issues. Or he could be into something way beyond acceptable kink.
I've gone faster on no wheels.
I've met a few rednecks that also happen to be black. I had questions but I didn't feel like getting my ass kicked.
gonorrhea.
Nice repost.
$3.50
Now post the penis washer (and ordering info, of course)
The old panty dropper dance. That takes me back.
found a 1970 version for about $900.00 on ebay
Turn the chairs upside down.
Maybe she really likes cops. My wife likes cops. I am not a cop.
I'm trying to think of what he could be legitimately using it for. Could that car already be sporting some rusty fasteners?
Pretty sure that's a propane torch. I have one just like that.
These brake pads ain't gonna change themselves.
I'll be in my bunk.
Do the opposite of what George would do.
You can hop on Marta, travel a few stops and get a cheaper room, or sleep on the floor at the airport for free.
Crunch berries. Mmmmmm.
Yep. I tried both. Made more with Lyft because tips.
Watch out. Crazy women can curl your toes.
Skipped through the whole post trying to find the Loch Ness monster punch line.
"Trying to slash my anus open..."
I'll give you about tree fiddy.
Take my money!
Because i want to see dat ass.
I called corporate and the store got two free pizzas because of it. I ordered them as carry out though.
I wanted to feed the driver a knuckle sandwich
I once had a pizza delivered that had a piece missing. I was livid.
Imgur doesn't like selfies, @op.
Some anti-depressants can cause low sex drive.
If he won't tell you what he's into, he may have some trust issues. Or he could be into something way beyond acceptable kink.
I've gone faster on no wheels.
I've met a few rednecks that also happen to be black. I had questions but I didn't feel like getting my ass kicked.