SternLecture

383 pts ยท November 2, 2013


not very far because they wont have enough air for their greedy lungs

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i gave you those grapes! i have many more in the fridge you selfish jerk!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i like smoked cheese. it makes me wonder if people who dont like it misunderstood and tried rolling some stilton in a joint.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

damp jeans that they impatiently took from the dryer top early

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i get this. i think she is funny but i also have very little tolerance for cringe and get embarrassed for people.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

please dont be a concentration camp one

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

can i adopt a baby ai and only feed it books and music of my choosing. keep it in a box and ask it questions about math and beastie boys lyrics occasionally.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i see an f14 tomcat

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha he was so good as the mom. at times i forgot it was louie.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bike jumps.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did you watch baskets?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 that dog has real life green stink lines

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thinking about getting in porridges and gruel.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this some random weirdo walking up to someones bike and doing this?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

saw these dorks in polar express

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same. came here to learn.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it takes longer to make the salamis the ship rolls on than the ship.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tomorrow me

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha. i just always think of concave is like a cave hollowed out and convex is the one that sticks out. I guess mine sucks because it depends on your perspective.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so this is what would actually happen if fry irl ate that truck stop bathroom egg salad sandwich.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is a simple non alcoholic punch when you want something fancy-ish?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

why do we act like speaking in public is a normal thing everyone should be good at instead of horrible anxiety inducing nightmare. watching biden was painful. i found just watching john Stewart clips of him i was actually covering my eyes. it was horrible. choosing between a compulsive lying fascist and a guy who sucked at a debate isnt hard.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

canadian foul language is beautiful. worlds best.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

good memes. i feel seen. sad for us but love us too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

if the dentist got just the right angle they could see themselves reflected in it. they would still try to have a conversation with it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is well said and expresses my feelings as well. I also used to think it is your duty as a voter to be informed and that included watching the debates. really though there was never a decision for me. i just need to vote for the guy who isnt going to destroy my right to vote in the future. BTW anyone watch triumph the insult dog video talking to undecided voters. i recommend it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i must be obese because it was like thats a focaccia or panini sammich.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude needs some ice

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0