StandBackAndBeAmazed

7547 pts ยท December 25, 2014


Total nerd for all things science, lover of fantasy,newbie in the Marvel fandom, owner of a punsatiable love of clever wordplay. Also, cats. Duh.

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, PUNK?

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Worked in a lab when I was 16, INSTINCTIVELY went in neat rows, even cleaning up the rows of boxes that were otherwise random

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Evil Overlord rule #44 is never try to even the odds by giving your competitors advice or a 'sporting chance'! C'mon Petty!

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taught nature at a summer camp this year, kids saw frogs for the first time. I saw expressions of true wonder and awe

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http://memecrunch.com/meme/RVEL/i-don-t-believe-you/image.png?w=400&c=1 You've hurt me too much before...

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OP be like 'i am not fast'

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Oooooooothelloooooo!

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Ah, that's how records are made! Thanks bro

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I'm mixed, have been told to my face by black people that I can't say 'black' because I'm not..funny world we live in

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My dad taught all his kids to say no sir, yes ma'am, etc. Best parenting decision ever, helps us sound professional, humble, and respectful

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As a fatty, that looks good and if you leave food like that out I will eat it, no hesitation

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AND THEN GODS SHOW UP AND WRECK EVERYTHING

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(2/2) ask for hugs/pictures, and try to get me to tell them about Agent P's secrets. Kids love to meet heroes :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

once dressed up in the most terrible homemade Perry the Platypus costume, but still had ~50 kids recognize the costume (1/2)

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Glee

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"Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist"- Iron Man without a suit/Bill Gates

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Ah, culinary mistakes turn out so much better than chemistry mistakes...I miss my eyebrows.

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anytime!

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For those of you wondering how the relationship began:

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"Dude, we're getting the band back together"

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THIS MADE ME SMILE SO BIG THANK YOU

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My Mom ASKS me to post for her so all her middle-aged friends can like it...

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