Squareegg

5457 pts · April 27, 2014


Should’ve said “ pup holder “ but what do I know...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get a ham radio if you don’t.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You eat it while getting leid? ...I’ll see myself out.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s not nice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Relax. I live in Miami. Just finished boarding up my apartment. Y'all shouldn't let the news get to you. It's fine...ish

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daniel Larusso.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fine, I'll do it: I quiver in anticipation to see your release.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three Men and a Little Asshole

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat Benatar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know where the slide begins and she en... nevermind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*ish

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sorry" - Canada probably

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That kind of breakfast will make you shit bricks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You own a train station?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his laundry? Bleeotch

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this how Italians birdwatch?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a little watered down if you ask me.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Put a releasing agent in the plywood then pull it off. You'll have the wood "floating".

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna say it... a taco is a sandwich.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read your user name as gravycanyons

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we not going to talk about Jack Mehoff's Twitter handle?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Soooo, job well done?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gozer? I hardly know her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An Eno is a hammock. In case you were wondering.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We call it bloingsplorfing.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

So that's the sound of one hand clapping...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0