Spoonbadger

74355 pts · June 16, 2013


#14 That hit hard! Fuuuuck, everything was so much simpler back then. And we didn't have to wake up every damn day to face another 16 hours of... *gestures widely* this right now!

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hey! Don't be rude, that cell is working at very nearly full capacity!

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh fuuuuu... I'm going to have to admit, that took me FAAAARRR too long to work out what was going on there. So I'm likely in the target demographic that would be fooled by stuff like this.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Macron called him 'something' but it was in French, and he said it behind his hand to Giorgia Meloni (Italian PM) but the way she laughed, I guess it wasn't presidential...

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On the flip-side of the coin, I had an DHL delivery arrive at stupid-o-clock early on my day off, and so I jumped into a pair of shorts, and opened door, accepted parcel, as I closed the door, I thought the guy looked at me a bit weird. Back inside, I looked down and realised the top of my owd fella was poking over the waistband, In my defence, he woke me up with his knocking, and guys will understand, the morning 'issues' Still... Sorry Delivery guy I guess.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Honey, I'm Home!
Oh *kiss* Hi dear. How was your day at the fire & explosions factory?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

obloquy (/ˈɒbləkwi/) noun - strong public condemnation.

Wow! That's a new one on me. Thanks!

As both parties seem to have really nice spouses, I sincerely hope that their respective divorces and resulting legal wranglings are most teterrimous.

8 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

This is a good thing.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Escalating frostily!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A combination of dumb-luck and geography, meant yes. They did all make it. Mountainside channelled the hot-gassy flow of nope to the west of them (the cloud you see in the first couple of seconds on the left hand side)

9 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It seems EVERY single claim made about these cars, proves on testing, to be horribly (and hilariously) untrue.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dreaded clicking sound... Your heart sinking.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Say what you like about the French. But... when they encounter something that annoys them. By golly they set fire to it.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yes! An Englishman's weekends are spent as God intended.
Drinking tea.
Mowing the lawn.
And tending to his Marrow patch.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While personally I can't get into it. I know a couple of model rail enthusiasts, and they are the happiest, most contented people you could find. Just building their tiny worlds and then operating them for hours on end.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are a bit basic, but they all will work. Just don't expect miracles. The 'asian' one will give you a real basic flavoured chicken that you can add stuff to.
Tex-mex one is pretty much my in-a-hurry go to in the morning if I need to grill some chicken after work.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let's be honest we are thinking the same thing...
When she goes to the hairdressers, does the barber have to use steps, or does she just sit on the floor?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The staff at this museum must see this scene (or very similar) enacted on that spot at least 3 times a week.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Passes the Goblin vibe check. Nice art style.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, he's just ahead of the curve on societal and agricultural collapse. He's already writing the "Rat-on-a-stick" & "muddy puddle water" cookbook for 2029.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?... I can't stop saying this out loud (try it) and each time I do, my brain becomes a little more like custard.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oooooh Kinky!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And of you tip it up just a little, all that salty broccoli water (with just a hint of tomato flavour) will run off and you can save it in a glass as a treat for later!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Violence is NEVER the answer, except with goats, where sometimes, it's the only option.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are basically doing what early Hominid Hunter Gatherers did.
That one tastes OK,
That one tastes like Chicken,
That one give you the Shits REALLY BAD!
That one is OK when it's Red, but Tharg ate one when it was still green and he Dead now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my favourite sandwiches is eye-wateringly strong mature cheddar, on malted brown bread, and garnished with mustard and this stuff. Only by the time I've finished the sandwich is like 35% Cheese - 65% Piccalilli. AND IT'S AMAZING!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The House of Leaves, was mind-blowing. And it quietly dropped the concept of 'The Backrooms' on us, nearly 25 years ago.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

" We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. "

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I HAVE A RESERVATION!!!!!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0