Splatbot

2183 pts ยท February 1, 2014


This is my public profile. I am writing something about myself.

Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind are they? I'm looking for some myself.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd pay extra for the offensive tour

11 years ago | Likes 573 Dislikes 1

Trash should be an icon of Kobe

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and finish it before the cops show up

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part dog, part giraffe

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is like one of those non-binding resolutions that elected groups love to pass. It feels good but it won't do dick.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I were burgling your house and saw those, I'd put everything right back where I found it and tiptoe out

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno, some people treat dogs a whole lot better than they treat humans

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And therein lies the contradiction of this meme. If used properly, it won't make it to the front page

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda buzzed right now, but I could swear that's Jon Stewart at a pro wrestling match

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that's what you'd call a STICKY situation.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The Norwegians are hardly the worst offenders in this area

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

to kill the cooties, probably

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is Danger 5 on netflix?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forgot the eyebrows

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasn't getting nailed properly, so she went and got screwed

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's from a movie, there's an app for that. Just googled it, it's called The Take.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Christians knock on doors all the time. Specifically, Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Please let this get to the front page. For viral anti-marketing reasons

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just checked, it's called From Earth to the Moon

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. I've seen the show, but don't recall what it was. One of those Apollo docudramas.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it sure looks like that stairway goes DOWN. how strenuous can it be?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forgot to carry the 3...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Resistance is futile

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A LITTLE CHEWY CORAL

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the engine printed too, or just the chassis?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll all even out when they're 'buy one, get one free'

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0