Spedytor

8671 pts ยท May 26, 2012


"GETTING" looks so weird in the picture...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought those were ninja turtles on his porch...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's safer for the dog during combat or some shit. IDK. That's what people on here said last time a gif like this was posted.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I thought it was a giant pizza, and THEN I thought it was an air filter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boring people don't clap at fun things!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Playing with the flicky metal bit on "save icons".

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We just bought a new HD smart TV, and they programmed it to imitate that when it turns on and off! I love it!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I think it's an angler fish under the counter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should have just used skin colored pencil's to start with it wouldn't have taken so long.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's just because they couldn't afford M-16's.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 8

I've been there! A place I've been is famous on the internet!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have an interesting definition of soon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they're only good for 2 things. 1) Going down. 2) Dredging up old shit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Army's all suck though. #fa18s4lyf

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His personality is weak. Nobody gives two shits about how "powerful" he is in a fake universe. We aren't 5 years old.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unless y'all are into angry stuff I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mean, if you say something to piss your girlfriend off you probably aren't getting any even if she isn't intentionally withholding.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

I thought it was going to be a sexy ghost. :(

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm glad it works for you, but having my girlfriend on the other side of the bed snoring is too comforting to give up.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I mean, it's Star Trek. I've watched TOS, too, and that was well before I was born.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The day I polish my boots again is the day I sell my soul for anchors.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kylo Mlem

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He knows where he is going, he is good with his tongue, and he isn't afraid to get dirty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be this world. That's all innuendo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is your life that you are still wearing a remembrance day poppy and carving pumpkins at the same time?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

handle, you are more likely to go all in on something you think you can handle and end up regretting it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbh, I didn't either for a long while. As you get older your body handles things different, and as you get more confident in what you (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The objective is to get shitfaced without getting sick as a dog, I mean that happens sometimes, but it's not the point.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0