SpaceCub500

6568 pts ยท November 3, 2014


My wife has a great sense of humor. She always says "I just think it's funny..." any time I do something that I swear should make her mad

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her dad's dad was. All of his descendants got to choose.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Idk, I still have all of that stuff. And it all feels more valuable because it's scarce.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Was reading a Smithsonian piece about PTSD in the Civil War. Medical records said stuff like "Cause: Masturbation"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better yet, get a job and contribute

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Sounds boring

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Fucking awesome what we do to each other, right? The body heals, but the mind never forgets

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is explains why my thin mints were horrible. Fuck you, ABC

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would only make the heartbreak worse. Could you imagine losing your dog after 50 years?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What? Wasn't Trump president 6 years ago? Nooo... Obama is a good guy, only Trump is bad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, no South Park fans?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

WE'RE GONNA FUCK EM ALL TA DEATH

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

More people didn't vote at all than who voted for either candidate

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

All these cars and someone is gonna be like "OMG I'm never getting in an elevator again!"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, the two world wars were secular and killed about 77 million people, so there's a pretty good start.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Again, we're in agreement. But don't call someone petty, unintelligent, and misinformed and expect them to vote for your candidate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what he did and it worked. My point is, if people say theyre worried over a complicated issue (like immigration) don't insult or ignor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying he's right, but he has a concern. Trump listened instead of saying he should worry about other things. So he voted for Trump.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does Mars have trees and air and water and stuff? Wouldn't it be cheaper to Terra form earth?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This, right here, is why Trump won. Someone asked a question, this guy answered honestly, and was down voted for it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

It's odd how we can fix bodies, but still struggle with repairing minds. This guy was blown up by a bomb, but killed himself anyhow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf do people not understand about "wild animals"

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 16

Nope, you said both 'God' and referenced a primary document to support your claim on Imgur. Instant downvote

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's interesting, because my students read Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation and religion was in there a lot. I know 'facts,' right?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Don't feel too bad, they've been in a genetic bottleneck since the end of the pleistocine

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh I member

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0