Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit meme dump because I love these trilogies and so should you

Feb 7, 2017 4:53 PM

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Legolas makes my lady parts tingle

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Dammit Legolas

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Legolas/Cat tax

Bonus Legolas faces tax

Well done.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone with a fish named Thranduil, I enjoy this post.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I still haven't seen the last LotR movie, and at this point, I think I'm never going to watch it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dump was longer than the series! +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

useless as shoe store in the shire is my new favorite saying

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#44 omg, can you imagine how beautiful that would be? i mean... actually having that many friends?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I need to re watch the LotR

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh great! Looks like I'm going to have to do the lotrs marathon again...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the opposite of a problem

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just came here to upvote Bill the pony.

9 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really need to watch these movies

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes you do!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LotR, at least, is required viewing by anyone and everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was anyone else bothered when these movies came out that Orlando kept forgetting to put his blue contacts in before filming?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's the James Franco / Colbert showdown. Apparently it happened twice... https://youtu.be/rMvMeI1kugY

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this gif before but I love it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regarding #44... That is not a LOTR surprise party! That is a Hobbit surprise party!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know that part really annoyed me but I let it slide

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#31 been looking for that for years. Finally found it. Thanks..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It always bothered me that Thranduil calls him Strider, I believe he was only called that by Breelanders.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The commentary by Dom and Billy is seriously entertaining.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Oh god yes. I'm so tempted to rewatch them all for it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize til this dump that they had commentary. I will now have to rewatch all of the LOTR.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's fantastic. There's 4 different ones I think. They're in the cast one. Unfortunately they're intermingled with the others :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's frustrating how ALMOST great the Hobbit movies are. I bet they could have made 2 fantastic Hobbit movies instead of 3 merely okay ones.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

One day, someone will edit down the 3 movies into 2 great ones, and it will be amazing. But today is not that day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 Considering this scene, fuck you. But I laughed.

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the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, to isengard, to isengard, -gard, -ga-ga-ga-gard

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What did you say?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Balrog of Morgoth

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The Balrog of Morgoth

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eru damn it Bombadil, get your shit together!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well, he's too busy being married to Goldberry, and master to Fatty Lumpkin. That's a busy lifestyle.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My brother gave me a Legolas cutout but rang the doorbell standing behind it and I thought Orlando bloom was at my house, legit cried.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ugh I would have cried too that would be a dream come true

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You have four bears?" metaphorically speaking, killed me.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That one always gets me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one always gets me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God legolas is so hot. I had the hugest crush on him when I was in my preteens. Glad to know there are others that choose him over aragorn

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

SAME

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never stop crushing on Legolas

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My best friend and I loved him too! She died a few years ago, but now whenever I see Orlando I think of her and all the laughs we had

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry to hear that, at least you have Orlando to remember her by :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only know Tom bombadil from battle for middle earth where he's an op fucker

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

In the books he's pretty much God, but he straight does not give a fuck about anything except flowers and his wife.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Well, old Tom Bombadil, he's a merry fellow...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's pretty much Tolkien's view of God after Tolkien went through the war. All powerful, but only gives a fuck about nature, not beings.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

And is boots are yellooow

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

All while DANCING. HE DANCES THROUGH HORDES OF ENEMIES!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's really not all that good. Takes way too long to kill anything, and can be beaten by a fairly low lvl custom elf archer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The second? Which faction's he in?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was one of the hero powers you could get and he'd go through armies like tissue paper

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So kinda like ME1's army of the undead

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean the dude could take trolls out like a God so I think he's a little bit better than them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Army of the undead could do that. They took a little bit of time against the balrog, but they still came through.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to easily get rid of enemy units ^

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the footage when they wrap up and Peter Jackson starts crying. He put his heart into the movies

9 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 1

Too bad he didn't put enough of the books into them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For some reason I read this as "and Peter Jackson starts farting".

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And also Dom's little side project thing

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Dom had a side project, I only knew about Sean's

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh meeting it was Sean, I don't remember, one of the hobbits

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Into 3 of the movies at least

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 3

For the Hobbit movies, he probably cried on the last day because he gave it his all and knew it wasn't enough.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Eh...watch the Hobbit movie special features. Everybody just seems tired and ready to be done.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or because it was finally over

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I heard he was shoehorned in at last minute as director

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yep. Took over for Guillermo delToro

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's why the aesthetic was so different! Oh man Jackson trying to do Del Toro's style makes so much sense for those movies.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Instead if years of planning he had a few months

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck would you come at ultranerd Colbert with a weak ass question like that

9 years ago | Likes 796 Dislikes 5

Because James Franco thinks he's the coolest and best. Secretly has an ego bigger than Shia LaBeef

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I call him "chia le boeuf" means pooped the bull in french

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colbert wondered the same thing haha.

9 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

It was a rematch too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So nerdy he got a spot in the movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One does not simply question Stephen Colbert's nerd cred.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Standard boxing procedure is to open with a probing punch. Problem is Colbert answered at full strength.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wondered the same thing, but then again it is James Franco.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hence why Colbert smoked him like a ham.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He probably injected four whole marijuanas before the interview.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly curious if it was scripted

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

His initial reaction looked pretty authentic.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doubt it. I've seen Colbert with JJ Abrams live and they're just straight nerds. It was even called Celebrity Nerd Off

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I want to believe it's not. Colbert could legitimately be that badass.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

He won a cameo in the Hobbit trilogy by besting Peter Jackson's Tolkien Expert in a battle of Knowledge.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Colbert apologized to the other person in advance saying, "I've spent my whole life preparing for a race I never knew I was going to run."

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

There are videos on YouTube of him letting the audience ask questions and some ask about LotR and he almost always immediately answers right

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Its not, he's an authentic Tolkien superfan.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If anyone was wondering, the Valar are Manwe, Ulmo, Alue, Tulkas, Lorien, Mandos, Orome, Varda, Yavanna, Nienna, Varie, Este, Nessa, & Vana.

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Gesundheit.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well....username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His proper name is "mother ducking Tulkas"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about Jeff? Everyone forgets about Jeff, even Tolkien omitted him from the books.

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What is a valar

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Holy spirits; the most powerful of the creations of Eru Illuvatar (god) they descended into theworld and rule from Valinor, across the sea.

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They are essentially gods in their world and each has a domain over which they are master. There are also the Miar, who are basically angels

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lorien is also known as Irmo and Mandos as Namo. Melkor/Morgoth was originally a Vala but he was cast out, and Tulkas filled his empty seat.

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Username checks out, big time

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah? Can you name two - just two! - of the wizards? Yeah I bet not loser

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you mean their original names, or the names they were given as wizards?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh go for the original names, but I know it's a softball question. Was just making a joke for a hilariously easy question. :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stephen?

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Hahaha my thought exactly

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Does he not count as a Vala anymore? I assumed he did, that it was more of a (for lack of a better term) biological distinction than a title

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

He's still counted as one of the Ainur (holy ones) but he is not a member of the Valar.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Right, that sounds right.

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Because "Valar" is a title, like the "Olympian" gods. Lesser Ainur - the type of creature they all are - include the Maiar, who further...

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Marry me

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I skipped everything just to give you credit after seeing that shit about the most badass motherfucker Tom Bombadil, if only he gave a fuck

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He was always my favorite character, for a variety of reasons.

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seen the comment so much i had to check to make sure his name is not in fact "Tom Bombadil, if only he gave a fuck" it might be now...

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

us he really that powerful? I've not read the books.

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He's the most terrifying being in Middle Earth. Also known as the "Oldest and Fatherless" no one knows who he is or where he came from.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Love Tom, it's a shame the horse post left of Motha F*cking Fatty Lumpkin. Best of all ponies.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"...kicked melkor in the nuts,.." but he's not even in Mordor

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I so wish for a post LOTR series about the age of man and people like going to explore Angband. Would probably turn into a horror story.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was always my favorite character, for a variety of reasons.

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Thing is, Tom Bombadil would be totally capable of doing that... if Mount Doom was actually part of his small domain. He also doesn't care.

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The whole point of him is that he doesn't care. If he did, he wouldn't be Tom Bombadil, and wouldn't be as powerful as he is.

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It's also outside his domain. That's the point I was trying to make. Tom cares about his small patch of the world. There he is powerful.

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Strictly speaking, the reason the Fellowship didn't give the ring to Tom was because Gandalf thought he'd misplace it.

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Sauce?

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the first book it pretty much says word for word that he'd missplace it becouse it was so insignifficant to him

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This is the best

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i wiki'd him. It's fair game. Power of the earth itself.

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To be fair, he doesn't have that power.

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"Power to defy our Enemy is not in him, unless such power is in the earth itself. And yet we see that Sauron...

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I was waiting for this.

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Orodruin is a "hill" of sorts, no?

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Exactly

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...can torture and destroy the very hills." -Galdor, Council of Elrond

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I missed that. Gotta scroll back up now

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Seen it now. Never read the books. Is Tom B a total bad ass?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He looked into the ring and laughed in saurons face....yea sure

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I've seen some back story for him but TL;DR. care to sum him up for a +1

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They talked about offering him the ring and it was presumed he didnt care so much that he'd lose it.

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Such gross misunderstandings of Bombadil and his powers. If Sauron had regained the Ring, even Bombadil would have fallen eventually. 1/2

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but Luthien cast a spell over Melkor, by far the more powerful over Sauron, by singing a song of enchantment causing him to fall asleep 2/

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It's a worthy debate. Tom Bombadil would've failed under Sauron's full might, surrounded by his armies, and still be the last to go down 1/

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Last as he was first.

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and Bombadil shows great power with his own songs. It's entirely possible, if Bombadil had a mind, that he could cast down Sauron 3/

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or at least humble him. Sauron's Ring, which has power over towering Maia and Elves, like Gandalf and Elrond has no power over Tom. I ask 4/

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if Sauron's most powerful powers are ineffectual, in what other ways might Bombadil be immune? A worthy debate indeed. 5/5

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The Ring held a great portion of his native power, but not his only powers. Also, in the intervening years Sauron's strength and might 1/2

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Grew, so that with the Ring he would be unstoppable, unless the Valar themselves moved against him, and they already stated they would not.

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So to think he could have taken on Morgoth-Bauglir would be incorrect. Bombadil was powerful within his own borders, but even he would 2/3

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Would have fallen to the Dark Lord.

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Ya know, that may be but outside that Tom Bombadil is still a god damn beast who is a literal god in his lands.

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Tom Bombadil was awesome, but he was who he was, and nothing more. I wouldn't say god, more a caretaker. Even the Valar weren't gods.

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1. But gandalf also said that he chose his boarders. He was only confined there by his own will. The ring also had no effect on him

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2. Whatsoever. So even if Sauron had it, would the power it gave Sauron be able to affect him?

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Except of course that is all conjecture coming from the Council and they know no more about him than you or I. 1/2

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Didn't Tolkien once write that Tom wouldn't survive because there would be nothing left for him in Saurons world? Meaning nature.

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