Solborn

5471 pts · April 7, 2017


Stop eating my sesame cake!

iS ThAt a sKYriM qUeST ¿?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would leave a lot of evidence behind - tracks, mauled corpses (more than just a tongue and eyeballs), claw and teeth marks, etc...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After Endor: "Yeah but this time it's a whole planet, what are they going to do with a few ion boys?"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You survive the first destruction. Find out Empire is building a second. You figure, what are the chances it happens twice? Sign up again.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then the good guys blow up your space station. This kills the space janitor.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Succ

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if language changes over time? Someone tell the Germans that my printer doesn't come with ceremonial sarcophagus.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For a civilization that got their language from mixing it with several others, it seems illogical that they're so particular on the subject.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Vaccines cause Everest

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Right, but Pakistan might still try such a tactic and that would likely draw NATO into the war, not necessarily against India.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter what side we would take, if Pakistan tried such a thing it would probably draw NATO into the war.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pakistan could use access routes to Afghanistan as hostage to get NATO to take a side.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well if they ever need a bulk-supply of sugar beets, they're welcome to leave a message and we'll get back to them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I tried to fax my bank some cash for a deposit but they reported me to the police. Bankers...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Humans kind of took that yard over, though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Humans don't infest Earth. They live there." - some alien overlord

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It just means there needs to be proof. She is a self-confirmed member of an enemy actively engaged in war against the US.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Birthright citizenship can be stripped from Americans for several reasons, actually. From naturalization to another country, to treason.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You're thinking of the F117. No SR-71 has ever been lost to enemy action. The story of SR-71 shot down as an April Fool's story.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read this in his voice, hyuck.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just remember what TaunTauns sound like and you're set.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'm so sorry. My condolences.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Supreme Republic of Both Korea

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And make Mexico pay for it!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Found the Manitoban

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depending on region, wolf attacks are still a risk, not just on pets or livestock. Fatal attacks are rare, but non-fatal attacks happen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think Nascar is boring, but this can be said about any sport. "don't want to watch 11 people move a ball 10 inches" etc...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good show ol' chap

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's right innit

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0