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VashtheStampede47
Look up water ape theory.
LucasMeirelles7
I like this
Solborn
"Humans don't infest Earth. They live there." - some alien overlord
RampantRabbid
Valid
pidgeonpower
Agreed. Doesn't mean we can't take over
Marcusleo
It's like saying human infested house...
LucasMeirelles7
As a marine biologist
woodchucc3211
Never thought of it that way.
rylecx
So edgy. So smart. Such crappy photoshop and lack of pixels. How does trash like this end up on the front page
SweetFighter
I agree. But the only way I could see that "shark infested waters" works is if there's an area of water where there weren't any sharks...
SweetFighter
and then randomly there's a group of sharks in that area of water. But then again, that doesn't really happen.
Frenchgeek
Not the bathtub, OP. Put it back.
jsuischa
Guess what mofos? You don't exist longer than trees have by being dumbasses.
LosPer
Human infestations are a much bigger problem...across the board
nocanadian
Mosquito's live in the brush in Alaska - a LOT of them! But they are still said to infest Alaska
LarvaLamp
If sharks actually liked eating people we wouldn't be able to go in the water at all. They'd just hang out at the the shallows and wait for>
LarvaLamp
LarvaLamp
LarvaLamp
< bones, like fish and seals.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
So you don't actually know what infest means? https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/infest
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
You play in the shark's yard, you play by the shark's rules.
Solborn
Humans kind of took that yard over, though.
apolloin
"That's my secret, Shark, the whole world's my yard." - Human
ThePickliestRick
Just because something is in it's natural habitat doesn't mean it can't be an infestation.
Sathzur
A group of shark in a river makes it shark infested waters, sharks in a lagoon make it shark habitat
ThePickliestRick
If a population greatly outnumbers all other species in a cubed area and stresses the capacity of the habitat, that's infestation.
LabiaCrust
Yep and invasive species as well. We have a goby fish as an invasive species in Michigan.
NapkinBob
Incorrect. An infestation is an unusually large number of creatures in an area. So if there's more than normal, it can be called infested.
psillysimon
See as an apex predator they actually can ingest waters and kill off other form of natural fauna
DoktorWyvern
"They eat and drink" wow...profound.
ghoul1983
Yes they do Doo Doo Doo .....
uffda0
BAAAAAAABYYYYYY SHARK
ButtTrumpett
Mommy shark doo doo doo doo
BHPaperstacks
Cockroaches and termites don't infest your homes. They liver there. Xenomorphs didn't infest LV-426. They live there.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Cockroaches' and termites' natural habitat isn't a house tho
iamthisguy247
Human infested waters.
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Hitsuzen9
https://www.bootsnall.com/articles/10-most-shark-infested-beaches-world.html
Hitsuzen9
https://www.straitstimes.com/world/worlds-most-shark-infested-areas-and-how-to-stay-safe-from-shark-attacks
Hitsuzen9
https://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/what-its-really-swim-shark-infested-waters/
Hitsuzen9
need more cause I can give more and this doesn't even include any videos
Hitsuzen9
https://m.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/missing-brit-hugo-palmer_uk_5c6d05cde4b0e37a1ed2e01b
Hitsuzen9
https://www.theactivetimes.com/travel/world/world-s-most-shark-infested-beaches
PutThePRNDLinD
It is fair to say that more sharks are killed by humans every year than the other way around.
ObliqueRay
Oh course if I end up in the water with a shark gnawing off a limb I'm not really gonna care about this fact...
WhyShouldILoveYou
Odds of that happening is less than you falling off your bed and dying (IIRC, thousands of people die that way every year. )
uffda0
Yes.... 100 million sharks killed to like 20 humans maybe....... quite the difference.....
jsuischa
Fair? That word isn't strong enough
PutThePRNDLinD
Humans: The ultimate Invasive Species.
QualityPotates
Vending machines kill more humans each year than sharks do.
dghammer
Fair to say more people are killed by mosquitoes the sharks each year....so what?
Kennoot
Because sharks spend 99.99999% of their time doing their own shit and mosquitoes spend 99.9999% of their time fucking up our day
SnugglesaurusRex
To some people, the existence of nature has it's own value. It's like money for a greedy person. Like it's important to us these things live
limerind
distinction without a difference
morelikeconsham
Communication and logical arguments are different, and have different goals.
Mairoa
Actually, there is. Humans murder the fuck out of sharks in their habitat. They don't attack that many of us, and we're in their house
scoundr3l
k, but... whether sharks can be said to live or infest somewhere is not affected by what a different species is doing.
ihateeggs
Except land sharks. Need to watch out for those bastards
AStegosaurus
Where do you think Bed Bugs are supposed to live? Would you consider it an infestation if a bunch of them were under your sheets?
BaloneyBob
CarnCarbyofRabbitArmy
This is one of my favorite things, thanks for reminding me of it :D
ChookityPop
I'm a shark doo doo do do do do
tatopotato
Suck my dick doo doo do do do do
SiriusWolf
I did that to the be my guest melody lol