Solaralyn

5518 pts ยท October 1, 2014


Georgia girl through and through. Happily married. I'm pretty nerdy and my husband says I'm weird. But the best people are. I play some video games, but I don't identify as a "gamer girl". I'm pretty down to earth. Imgur keeps me laughing. Oh and also I am a beekeeper, though not currently since hubby says no to bees in our apartment. Bees are being lovingly cared for by my mother, who is also a beekeeper. ps if you screen shot this, tag me and get it on the front page i will send you a pizza, toppings of your choice except anchovies and pineapple. Im not a weirdo who likes that

He was mine too. I used to run around with a headband on my eyes and tell everyone I was Geordie. I was 6 and not a bright child.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Totally following. My bestie would LOVE a set like this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That PT belt will help protect you from Ninjas. Very useful items.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wanted this. Mine is the 19th and I never got to have parties. Now that I'm an adult I have no friends and can't have parties.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I relate OP. I relate. I loved those things. The new ones are fake and made of lies. I want the choking hazard Polly Pockets back!

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

As a military spouse.. these are the hardest goodbyes but the best hellos you will ever have.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I would do this but when I look for my match nothing comes up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dressing for the win. Turkey butt bread is gross.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my text message notification. It annoyed me then and it annoys me now. Also my ringtone is the Song of Storms.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When OOT came out my 9 year old brain thought it had graphics like BOTW. I play now and I realize how innocent I was.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you can this and save it for a later date? Like u do when making homemade jelly?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about deployed military imgurians? Do we need to sign up to send gift internationally for that? Most APO boxes r treated like domestic.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember the Tines of Power or Bawk Bawk Boom cheat? Giant fork boy and chicken-meteor God powers!! I miss this game so much..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coconut oil works really well as anal lube.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am alsointerested. Please consider selling some of these!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I know what turns me on and I have told him. Doesnt change that hes not willing to put in the effort to do it. And its nothing crazy

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Theres much more to the story that wont fit in 140 characters. We love each other deeply. Life is just complicated right now.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

That's all he has to do. No. No. No. You've got to do more to entice me. And I've told him this and hes just lazy. So he gets turned down.

7 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 8

Yes. This. Fucking this. Half the time o turn my husband down because I know there will be no foreplay. He will touch my breasts and think

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 11

Thats how I felt. If they are excited for us then they would understand and grieve with us. And it makes the next one that much more special

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both of those leak as well. Nothing is fool proof.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dark undies on ur period is a bad idea. U cant tell if uve leaked until it's too late and you have a bloodstain on your clothes.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They did the same to me and then I spent a week spitting out chunks of my own jawbone. Fun times. 10/10 would have it done to my worst enemy

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

But they are still able to retain the "memories" of when they were caterpillars. Nature is crazy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I kind of want to start a fund to get this man/woman some actual cooking utensils.. or at least a real whisk...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats on having such a healthy pupper! Shiny coats like that mean a very healthy and happy doggo indeed!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My toilet is threatening to start charging me rent

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is EXACTLY what being pregnant is like. It's not magical. It's not beautiful. Its peeing and the constant need to pee. Ugh.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Preemie diapers also work for chickens and most barnyard fowl

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg watch his episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, he is absolutley batshit insane. Good artist tho..

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3