SocraticProblems

198 pts ยท July 21, 2015


This family lives in Jonesboro, Arkansas, the same town hit by a tornado today.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It would behoove you..."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just saved me about 2 hours of locating these, thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When sending the police over is akin to attempted murder.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's designed to make Chevy money. You can do this without taking off the front bumper, but you've gotta have skinny hands.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ending statement was perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not supposed to read it, It's a joke.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is a VAD, Ventricular Assist Device. People with these are chained to the battery packs they carry around, and have no pulse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Short hair, young men with backpacks in a child store? I smell boots.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in a small town; as a paramedic I've picked up two people fatally injured by letting a vehicle roll over them, use your stands.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the best comment.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I work for a hospital as a paramedic, the charge is 22 Dollars a mile plus a 600-950 dollar fee depending on how we respond.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okinawa.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a Paramedic in a Rural Area, if you don't wear a helmet; I generally call the Coroner, not the helicopter.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

If I ever managed to get access to these buildings, I would starve to death before leaving.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DNP is responsible for the deaths of 5 people I knew in the military, please do not use it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you call the police to do this, crawl under a bus.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Downvoted for Clickbait title.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or stop being a baby;This brought to you by a fellow medic.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A Little Yellow Birdy landed on my windowsill...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have no eyedea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With that speed, it probably was anterolateral. Both would be fine if his rhythm wasn't PEA or Asystole.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As a paramedic, training with that anxiety present is the best gift an instructor can give.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL People put some weird stuff in soup recipes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The English colonized using indirect rule, whereas the French assimilated most people. This was because the English had a superiority view.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tldr

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asystole is a Cardiac Rhythm that requires a defib, downvoted for incorrect info.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyedea and Abilities, fantastic lyricist. I have heard all but the first, thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0