SlimJimTim

7246 pts · August 1, 2016


Day 1: I'm fairly new to this slim jim thing, so like do I snap into one, like biting it or do I become one? Day 3: Randy Savage has not given clear enough instructions. Day 76: I'm full of protein. Day 87: I AM PROTEIN DAY99: IHAVENOTIMEFORSPACESIAMACSENDIG WEEK704: I HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH THE MACHO MAN AND HE INSTRUCTS ME TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN

No we don’t say that anymore, it’s considered “racist”

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Didn*

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I still have no clue what that movie was about

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ESTOY POOPIN

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Father, I seek guidance in these dark times. Please help me understand my purpose

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Hey guys it’s me “they call me what’s his name”

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I get it I’m lonely, please stop pointing it out to me I am very happy by myself

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#2 I swear to god they were called the berenstein bears

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Gesundheit

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I needed that. Thank you op

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[NOT HERE]

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v

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Need that wall money

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Them being nervous is why they run so fast. Always running from their problems. - scientist guy

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Fair enough

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Do you also like a burnt mouth?

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I think you meant privet

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Father?

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I have a question that's been bugging me for a while, why the fuck is charmeleon red but charizard and charmander are orange?

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But giving a baby a gun is an even toblerone idea

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