Day 1: I'm fairly new to this slim jim thing, so like do I snap into one, like biting it or do I become one? Day 3: Randy Savage has not given clear enough instructions. Day 76: I'm full of protein. Day 87: I AM PROTEIN DAY99: IHAVENOTIMEFORSPACESIAMACSENDIG WEEK704: I HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH THE MACHO MAN AND HE INSTRUCTS ME TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN
No we don’t say that anymore, it’s considered “racist”
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I still have no clue what that movie was about
ESTOY POOPIN
Father, I seek guidance in these dark times. Please help me understand my purpose
Hey guys it’s me “they call me what’s his name”
I get it I’m lonely, please stop pointing it out to me I am very happy by myself
#2 I swear to god they were called the berenstein bears
Gesundheit
I needed that. Thank you op
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Need that wall money
Them being nervous is why they run so fast. Always running from their problems. - scientist guy
Fair enough
Do you also like a burnt mouth?
I think you meant privet
Father?
I have a question that's been bugging me for a while, why the fuck is charmeleon red but charizard and charmander are orange?
But giving a baby a gun is an even toblerone idea