Day 1: I'm fairly new to this slim jim thing, so like do I snap into one, like biting it or do I become one? Day 3: Randy Savage has not given clear enough instructions. Day 76: I'm full of protein. Day 87: I AM PROTEIN DAY99: IHAVENOTIMEFORSPACESIAMACSENDIG WEEK704: I HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH THE MACHO MAN AND HE INSTRUCTS ME TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN