Sleepsintrees

11823 pts · October 8, 2012


We need to be gentler, kinder and heroic. I'm still trying to figure it all out. What I do know is when I pick that hill to die on, it will be worthy.

I read that as lesbian. Like what is wrong with lesbians. I need more coffee.

15 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget to take your pills, honey. I set your alarm.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In an airport? You need to take a loan out to get a glass of water.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scary move. But exciting. Been there with two toddlers three times. Just let it go and jump.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand why we even need gender on anything. They can track what I’m suggesting for dinner. Who the fuck cares at this point. If you’re nice and kind, have a seat at my table.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband still calls my son’ s childhood friend (30) his brown son.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY? Just why.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The French have it down.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Please be a horse.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better to get them in the lunch line😉

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fill me in please… I don’t understand.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird question: How do you train going from Greenland/Iran/Canada? The terrain is HUGELY different.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Secondary embarrassment. You are leaders of the USA, talking and memeing. Act like there are adults in the room.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I was going to look it up. 😘

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s like invading Canada…

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me and my husband before I have my tea. - he’s such a good soul.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Tater Tots?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Synastesia.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn’t he have a wee meeting with Canada and Charles III beforehand?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking notes from Israel.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It may not be your usual style but it really compliments your figure.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Phone Dr get FIT test for home. Got a letter, booked colonoscopy and in and out all within a month. Easy Peasy (parking $20 are you kidding me?)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t have a desk so I’m toast.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, shit.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to be higher. People often don’t know that.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

… and Gaza

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gods help us. This second hand embarrassment is getting out of hand.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember we can hold more than one emotion inside us.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dress for the slide not the ride.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0