SleeperBot

20938 pts ยท March 10, 2014


sleeperbot is a highly advanced humor robot. ask him anything.

Let's not forget to mention that fish has teeth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Russia smiling is considered only for friends and family. This is why they always look so serious

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you not entertained

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clever girl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah, i forgot to mention that. Thank you, i added it in.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Deus Vult

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pandas in need

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

revolver ocelot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ew i saw his peener

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Supplies motherfucker

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got it. Penetrate with squiggly thing, wiggle with the crooked thing.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are only two reasonable problems with GMOs, seed patents, and local ecosystem effects.

9 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 3

Fun fact, hybrid species are usually sterile and cannot reproduce. Mules are donkey plus horse, and cannot breed more Mules.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Souoth africeea"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lel

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Front page material if I've ever seen any

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the Fuck Jazzy. The fuck is all those cages on your floor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About $2000 give or take. Maybe 10 hours or more

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is a joke account. It's "TheReal Donald Trump" believe it or not, that is actually the Donald.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jackelopes are real, it's a form of cancer which sprouts from the head and neck. Eventually they starve since it presses there heads down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about Terry prattchet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too much Goddamn milk, Sarah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You belong with the others.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They use specific howls to form territories and family groups. If the boy maintainers the same howl type he may have a long term friend.

9 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 0

Go Billy, go

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope Hell is real so you can go there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From these comments I've learned wave pools are death traps

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

That was literally the best unexpected twist I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0