SleepIsDeathPractice

26685 pts ยท January 5, 2014


go sports!

I'm sorry man, I know it's tough to be a fan during the lean years. Maybe the twins will win another, but not the Vikes. GPG.

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But rank poorly in the NFL

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June 25th is Anthony Bourdain day coincidentally

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#14 is from my home town. What kind of trickery is this?

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#11 cause he didn't have to worry about playing in the super bowl, being an eagle and all

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I like the taste of arugula though

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That's why I live as much as I can when I can.i work a lot, but if I'm invited to do something, I'm going damn it. While I still have energy

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I once drove from where I live (80 miles north of Jacksonville, FL) to San Antonio. Alone for 18 hours straight. Twice.

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#9 70,000 teeth is only like, two thousand people

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And then won't have the part they need when they eventually show up

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You'll have to call your coke distributor to install the proper valve. They won't answer your call, will get back to you two weeks later 1/2

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Dinner menu was always the same 1. Eat what mom made or 2. Don't eat

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Apples

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My chef and several members of my church texted me this afternoon, so

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It's the only thing I remember from that special

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#30 anyone smell popcorn?

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Is that the one where he talks about launching the mold of his doctors knuckle out his ass into the balcony?

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#5 I believe the original was about Tumblr

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#3 the internet was a mistake

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Sporting events, airports, malls

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#4 Gordon Ramsay is an exception to the rule, kitchen work sucks. Teach your kids how to weld or something.

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Malt-O-Meal brand frosted mini spooners, they're owned by Post

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#14 assuming an 18 hour day of non-stop squats, you'd have to do 1,111.11 squats an hour or 18.52 a minute, or one every 3.24 seconds

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#6 love conquers hate

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Your grandmother probably has a jungle of pubes

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#8 I've hit two minks in two weeks on my way to work. It's like they wait for my car to commit suicide

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If my depression is gonna kill me, it'll have to do it itself like a real disease

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#3 I go to church every Sunday, church won't fix your problems. Fix your own damn problems then swing by for the free wine.

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I got something he could split

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