Hi, i'm Simp1eD (Simple D). 26,M,Hetero. Denver, CO(overland/platt park) PM me for anything, jokes, stories, dirty stories, dirty jokes. etc...
Hi, i'm Simp1eD (Simple D). 26,M,Hetero. Denver, CO(overland/platt park) PM me for anything, jokes, stories, dirty stories, dirty jokes. etc...
yeah, sometimes i wish i made enough money to shop at walmart, too.
FUCK CALIFORNIA!
... ... ... alright then.
thats what i was gonna say.
10/10 would smash and marry... and continue to smash... or get smashed... not sure... wanna come over some time?
you and ya damn foosball!
she die?... later?
"the top comment"
well i wasnt planning to say anything in the first place.
i like her.
hi... you're nice...i like you...
i'm so thirsty at this point i'd accept the second date. dude, BTW.
+1 for title that makes me giggle.
if you get me a photo of one of theme screaming marmot bastards, you have my vote.
queso for me please!
i can't tell who is actually burned, the boomer, or all the rest of us.
you beat me to it... *sigh* "some men just want to watch the world burn" then...
behold! La Buho!
whhat chick in usersub?
bro, do you even FP?
he just went on tour, now she's fucking blake shelton.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/21-gifs-improved-by-michael-bay-style-explosions#.maWL3pP8p i found these!
sweet. i'm gonna keep looking for those two, and i'll PM you if i find them, PM me if you find them.
it's one of my favorites, along with the inflatable raft one, a man blowing it upp and a kid jumps on it and the dude's head explodes!
did anyone else just now notice Gwen Stefani and Gavis Rossdale behind Mugatu?
have you seen the GIF of the girl sliding down the railing and falling over and exploding?
i am actually currently accepting applications for SO.
haha! everything is okay now!
me too, now i'm scared. it was actually on fire.., like for real.
D:.... holy shit!