Simp1eD

7306 pts ยท September 30, 2014


Hi, i'm Simp1eD (Simple D). 26,M,Hetero. Denver, CO(overland/platt park) PM me for anything, jokes, stories, dirty stories, dirty jokes. etc...

MRW i see happy couples everywhere

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my relationaship with my Pops be like...

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Vanilla Gorilla!

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Denver Broncos defeat the Patriots!

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why am i crying? pt.2

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i be like

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not "availalbe" in my country? I'M IN 'MURICA, BITCH!

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MRW i open UserSub and it's peppered with booties!

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test...

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expectation vs reality

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the great wand-o-graphic!

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do you want to do some blow man?

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why am i crying?

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favorite fictional athletes

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hidden controls of my coffee grinder totally looks like something from Fallout4

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in my opinion, best scene in the office

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MRW i overhear someone talking about how i should shave my beard already

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yep

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Found this at a thrift shop

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a crazy French lady gave me this today

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Colorado be like...

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my sister and i played the album name game

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Piper Perri

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MFW i decide to do something i probably shouldnt

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it can happen to men too.

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WHOO HOO!

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