Simonator

24552 pts ยท July 28, 2015


#5 Trying mentally adjust for the fact we drive on the left in the UK then parse this footage broke my brain.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Could you please explain the context to my friend here?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love Dutch, it reminds me in a way of Stanley Unwin.
It sounds so familiar you feel you've allllmost understood it but it's just millimetres out of reach.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I'm remembering correctly, some of his text messages were revealed during the Dominion voting machines lawsuit which showed he'd always hated Trump, he only went along with the Fox News line because it was good for business.
I'm not sure whether that's better or worse.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah i see, thank you.
I thought it was two people in a video chat, and i couldn't work out which would be saying the line, so was confused.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay I'm sure I'm missing something obvious, but could someone explain this to me?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty much the same colour as my neighbours' house. Don't see the problem.
And I'm in a semi-detached (duplex for our American friends) house so it's actually right next door!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well i was watching it live on the news and he did stay still most of the time Charles was speaking. Not quite convinced that equates to falling asleep though.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So we've hit the fourth stage of government response.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that'll be 2026 USA, got it.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a good speech.
If listened to quite carefully there were many points which could be interpreted as veiled digs at Trump, which i expect Trump in no way has the wit to pick up on.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

On the one hand: what an appalling example of corruption.
On the other: how does become a tax auditor?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah i see.
Everyday is a school day, thanks.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All creatures? Vegetarian restaurant then?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A small town in Iceland...
Mate, your whole country has fewer people than the town i live in, They're all small towns!

Please can i come join you?

6 months ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

I don't really have much of an opinion on the monarchy either way. Maybe I'm unusual for a brit but it's true. But none of these numbers as to public money really seem that high.
Alright they're not democratically elected, but I'm not sure having a democratically elected head of state would solve anything, might even make things worse. I can think of one ostensibly democratically elected head of state apparently proposing to squander $200m on a gold encrusted ballroom.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten...
You know the rest of the quote.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just tow it outside the environment.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#12 Could someone explain this to my friend here?
My friend is not from the US.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#50 That analogy break down a bit when we get to I'd like to scoop out your intestines and carve a face into your flesh.
At least i hope it breaks down there!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't call Piers Morgan a cunt.
He has neither the warmth nor the depth.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a remarkably patient cat.
If i tried that with my cat I'd lose two fingers, at least a pint of blood, maybe an eye.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

German from the 40s and 50s? Am i missing something here?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a display at a fair at the university i used to work at.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think Maga would like Naga.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#27 I've seen some of that in real life and cameras do not do it justice. It's more pink than the electronics can handle.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As a Brit i have an inbuilt bias against most American accents, but i could listen to that guy all day.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#47 I get a letter every year from the electoral register basically saying "hiya, you still alive?" and i ring a number to say yes and all's well for another year.

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