382 pts ยท June 24, 2013
I feel like a horrible dad everyday. My family loves me but i feel like a failure who always ruins the day. FML.
Whats sad is my cousin decides to vacation there this week. What a dumbass.
Is it bad I'd rather have the tiger king as our president right now?
Yeah but can he do it without hands?
Can we all start a petition to ban his movies? Space Jam 2? Lol
Been on about 10 roadtrips with my 7 year old. Seen over hundreds of trucks, not once did they ever honk. My daughter thinks I'm crazy.
I turned around for all of these. Because I'm a a man.
Ok I have a turtle with some fish. My turtle always does this to the Male fish. Is my turtle a dummy?
Giordanos is the fast food of deep dish pizza in Chicago.
Next time try Pequods.
My daughter's classmate who was 5 walked by herself to school. Always had to leave early so we manage to "meet" with her and walk together.
I'm pretty sure this is not how you play chess.
2 girls 1 pepper
Here in Chicago, we had that on the first 6 hours of the weekend.
Watermelon walker
This proves that Man will go to great lengths to see boobs.
I'm sad being dry on this day.
"Umm you know what.. I change my mind."
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
What is this? A burger for ants??
All the ladies at the nursing home hate her.
Is she your GF before or after she drinks?
I was waiting for the anvil to drop on your head..
I honestly thought Mature content would only be enabled on my phone, since I set the settings in there.
Sadly it's not that easy. They're already set that he's too old. I can't question their parenting skills.
I whole heartedly agree. I can't tell them since they're already set on it. But man I can see the struggle in their faces when he acts up
Being in IT for 10 years and I never realized it really is the same thing.
Damn right!
I've noticed that too. I think at 3 they know what they can and can't get away with.
I'm 34 and I NEED naps.
I feel like a horrible dad everyday. My family loves me but i feel like a failure who always ruins the day. FML.
Whats sad is my cousin decides to vacation there this week. What a dumbass.
Is it bad I'd rather have the tiger king as our president right now?
Yeah but can he do it without hands?
Can we all start a petition to ban his movies? Space Jam 2? Lol
Been on about 10 roadtrips with my 7 year old. Seen over hundreds of trucks, not once did they ever honk. My daughter thinks I'm crazy.
I turned around for all of these. Because I'm a a man.
Ok I have a turtle with some fish. My turtle always does this to the Male fish. Is my turtle a dummy?
Giordanos is the fast food of deep dish pizza in Chicago.
Next time try Pequods.
My daughter's classmate who was 5 walked by herself to school. Always had to leave early so we manage to "meet" with her and walk together.
I'm pretty sure this is not how you play chess.
2 girls 1 pepper
Here in Chicago, we had that on the first 6 hours of the weekend.
Watermelon walker
This proves that Man will go to great lengths to see boobs.
I'm sad being dry on this day.
"Umm you know what.. I change my mind."
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
What is this? A burger for ants??
All the ladies at the nursing home hate her.
Is she your GF before or after she drinks?
I was waiting for the anvil to drop on your head..
I honestly thought Mature content would only be enabled on my phone, since I set the settings in there.
Sadly it's not that easy. They're already set that he's too old. I can't question their parenting skills.
I whole heartedly agree. I can't tell them since they're already set on it. But man I can see the struggle in their faces when he acts up
Being in IT for 10 years and I never realized it really is the same thing.
Damn right!
I've noticed that too. I think at 3 they know what they can and can't get away with.
I'm 34 and I NEED naps.