ShockHerman

2165 pts ยท October 18, 2014


The maid then gets a car as a bonus, duh.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just don't stick your tongue to it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Supes is about to get touchy sounds like to me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not that hard. Just go to your local bars.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has to be somebodies fetish.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! Don't look down on taping sparklers onto your dick to attract mates... do bring some ice packs though...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was last year, no red flags over this? The hell.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

"Alright, we built your dildo flamethrower combination, but again, why?"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those that don't wanna Google it: Parasite that eats the fish's tongue and basically becomes it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EA space program. Flight is free, landing is DLC.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"If he dies, he dies."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got forced into it yesterday too, if you haven't found it yet there is an exit beta button somewhere, forgot where I found it though.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't you know? They don't show up on film.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Backwards readers unite!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also Tennessee, did not have it in bags, the hell went on in your school that they put it in bags?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

D-did he build the camera too?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Anime stalker?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Be careful when approaching the Truth, it could cost you an arm and a leg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will they never give you up? Never let you down?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

St. Fappestein has arrived?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They shot you twice, guess you were too busy to notice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

with fancy wine and shit, stays up for a few hours I think, don't remember it that clearly, heard about it years ago.(2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heard long ago there was some company that offered a service like this, only its a private jet and expensive but you get a full meal(1/2?)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but can you brag about launching a car into space just cus ya can?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah? Well when you launch your own car into space you can play what you want. Plus its kinda hard to change the station on the car now...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dumpster diving/stealing from the town he killed?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did Charmander learn some sorta kinky Pokemon move?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0