401 pts ยท December 15, 2015
26 year old male. Livin in okc, ok. PC overlord. 3 dogs 3 cats 10 snakes.
When ya take like, 2 seconds to think about this situation, it's pretty sad.
No cats were present during said masturbation. :)
That was one of the few ways I could safely masturbate without worry of intrusion :)
As a vet tech of 8 years, this, please for the love of God and all animals, this....
Bitch, come get me I got guns too!
The first decline I've seen in Oklahoma has been 2 cents since the incline started lol
I'll never understand getting a face tattooed lol. No way it's gonna age well.
Fun fact, most snakes are opportunistic feeders rather than hungry feeders. Most of the time, if they can get it, they will.
Did you compensate the bee's?
Tried it this way my first time. I found it in readable hard to avoid gagging.
Does he even know?
Or you just got natural peanut butter that separates lol.
Were Misty's pants really undone the whole time? Or was it in the Japanese version or something?
What happens when 1 person sneezes in the elevator?
Omg, the nuts on that thing...
Grats. You now have chlamidya lol
Use a pot needle like a real stoner!
id eat that!
What's your definition of useful?
Hey, let's see anyone here make something more effective!
Did you loose 10 years as well?
Honestly, stuff like this is amazing. So green.
Reeeeealy wish this was a gif.
Someone's mom was an addict
Say what you want. He has more storage than most people do.
This is worse than Steve Irwin. "Look! A snake! One bite and I might just be dead! Ima put some fruit on it!"
Honestly, I was expecting the car to catch on fire lol
Got both of these. My list of still needs is shrinking, but getting a lot harder to find.
The statue is so bad ass... but why are his wings tentacles? Do they at least light up?
When ya take like, 2 seconds to think about this situation, it's pretty sad.
No cats were present during said masturbation. :)
That was one of the few ways I could safely masturbate without worry of intrusion :)
As a vet tech of 8 years, this, please for the love of God and all animals, this....
Bitch, come get me I got guns too!
The first decline I've seen in Oklahoma has been 2 cents since the incline started lol
I'll never understand getting a face tattooed lol. No way it's gonna age well.
Fun fact, most snakes are opportunistic feeders rather than hungry feeders. Most of the time, if they can get it, they will.
Did you compensate the bee's?
Tried it this way my first time. I found it in readable hard to avoid gagging.
Does he even know?
Or you just got natural peanut butter that separates lol.
Were Misty's pants really undone the whole time? Or was it in the Japanese version or something?
What happens when 1 person sneezes in the elevator?
Omg, the nuts on that thing...
Grats. You now have chlamidya lol
Use a pot needle like a real stoner!
id eat that!
What's your definition of useful?
Hey, let's see anyone here make something more effective!
Did you loose 10 years as well?
Honestly, stuff like this is amazing. So green.
Reeeeealy wish this was a gif.
Someone's mom was an addict
Say what you want. He has more storage than most people do.
This is worse than Steve Irwin. "Look! A snake! One bite and I might just be dead! Ima put some fruit on it!"
Honestly, I was expecting the car to catch on fire lol
Got both of these. My list of still needs is shrinking, but getting a lot harder to find.
The statue is so bad ass... but why are his wings tentacles? Do they at least light up?