Aug 4, 2022 8:22 AM
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DogTaxEvader
Yes. Animal's natural environments are shrinking fast, so the last survivors overstep into human grounds more often. All almost extinct now.
Chereazi
"great, bobs tank escaped again... Dude should have gotten a mechanic one, but noooo, he needed the organic grass fed option..."
gobblinal
I'm assuming that's not CG?
DigitalWaffle
“This baby’s got 68hp!” “Yeah, well I got 1 RP.” “Wtf is an r….”
SansAandAnguS
Poor thing probably got scared :(
SofaH3ro
I really want to know what this sounds like lol
adaptabledisease
Do you think he sawr us? Rhi-no-he-sawr-us *exits stage left*
sandstruk
Howdoienablecookies
More like gets yanked away with a shepherd's crook Stage Left ?
igniteED
Greater One-Horned (Indian) Rhino - https://a-z-animals.com/blog/are-rhinos-extinct-the-conservation-status-of-every-rhino-species/
RicheTheBuddha
Are we SURE those things are mammals and not dinosaurs?
HusbandsBulge
Oh. I thought FarCry 4 was just janking us.
scoutMoonDiver
Jumanji
spaznoid
wonderful to see that tank galloping down the street.
GnomeDeGuerre
Both dog and men jumped to the porch to be safe and it worked, unicorn didn't show no concern.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
In Canada its moose. And just so we are clear how big they are.
DustyMcKnuckles
KeyMasher
lordyhalvey
Genius. You win!!!
IrisAquae
Came to comments looking for this. You did not disappoint.
MadDrPepper
Thank you
BORGALOOGIE
Kinda hot in these Rhinos
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
RhinOOooooss.
KotimainenKayttajanimi
WaaaaaaaaaaarrrM!
ThaliusPrime
Kinda sad not built for pavement
42WallabyWaySydney
Aww lawd he comin!
Smart83
A unicorn! Beautiful!
ViciousTricious666
I was gonna riot if unicorn wasn't top comment ?
dwideshruud
So graceful and majestic
RideTheStimutacs
That's a land narwhal. Common error.
justplainvanilla
CgnCalling
Shocking to see what 2 years of quarantine did to them. I DO know the feeling.
dudethisbetternotbetaken
Damnit, you beat me to it. Take your upvote.
theIndianMaharaj
a tad out of shape but looks like he in doing cardio now, good for him.
unappalled
He stayed in the lane better than most drivers!
superanth
Wow, he really did. Rhinos must be like cats and boxes drawn on the ground.
rgraz65
Why can't they just leave a guy alone on his commute home? He wasn't speeding THAT much.
Skrillz
Ironic thing is that rhinos also have terrible eye sight
Kleinod
With his weight it‘s not his problem ?
Fozberry
They drive on the left in Nepal. Must be a foreign visitor.
KaraokeLemur
Pedestrians should use the side of the road where they face the nearest oncoming traffic, the unicorn was just following the rules.
highhiedyin
Those armour flaps tho
ThisIsntMyActualName
Jabokoe
https://twitter.com/DeionBroxton/status/1242965245414391808?
TheMeatIncident
what is even going on here?
eddiekilgore
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/yellowstone-reporter-reaction-bison-herd-trnd/index.html
ElMuchoWanko
Bison was getting closer. Guy was a lot smarter than some visitors to the park.
Yeah, when I Googled it to try to link the custody, o e of the top 5 stories was of a woman got gored trying to get an Instagram selfie
He was doing a remote report, recording by himself, when he was approached by a small herd of Bison. One of them got quite close to
Him and he bugged out.
PurpleSquare713
Keep it away from the Chinese or they will turn it into boner pills.
spitfires2000
Quit elegant, I have to admit.
heteroscedastic
Pshaw, in Melbourne we have something 40 times as bad, and it rides a skateboard.
HuskyPirate
Dan Andrews rides a skategoard?
marthafarquar
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound.....
Californiajackson
Poor baby. I suspect he's lost.
Cochito
DongleDingler
*horn-browed
displacedgothamist
Ha! Same song popped into my head! :)
Dadada dadadadunt, dadada dadadunt
BillHaleyandhisComments
Rollin Rollin Rollin..... keep them doggies rollin...
stiklikegiant
Dog's like NOPE and runs back home pretending he didn't see it.
theUserThatGoesPing
I'm out. I did not sign up for this shit.
humbook
Scrolled all the way down to find someone who noticed the dog +1. I got a "shit shit shit" essence from it as it tried to get out the way
STINKPICKEL
Yeah that dog knew what this was all about and wanted none of it !
TotallyNotSarcastic
TIL rhinoceroses? Rhinoceri?? Whatever Til they’re not only found in Africa. I woulda bet money that they were only in Africa…. T. I. L.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
DameDePiques
That would be two-horned rhinos. This is a one-horned rhino, they are only found in Asia.
Actually, Wikipedia says there is also a species of two-horned rhinos in Sumatra. TIL something too!
There are no "one-horned rhino", it's "Unicorn". Language matters, they are magical.
gdex86
I am continually upset early humans did not even consider trying to domesticate rhinos. Tank cows that love skritches.
SeldonCrysis
There are like only 14 animals that can truly be domesticated by humans. The rest might tolerate humans but it doesn’t take much from 1/2…
To flip out and gore you. Buffalos are a great example. They might be raised by humans but they are far from domestic
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
or oryx antilopes. Horses really were just the easiest option I guess, but there are so many awesome battle mounts out there...
spittytrinkles
Aurochs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
Phuleeez! They have nature's back, they ain't taking nothing from us. Just look at that thick skin, protective nose and their cosmo sound!
Forgot to say, they feed very frugal, just grass and greens. There's a rhino breeding zone in my city, though human interference hurts imo.
DatDarthCaedus
Don't they have TERRIBLE eyesight? Seems like something that'd be a rather big complication.
JierdanFirkraag
Would actually be useful if they were domesticable. Think of how we often use horse blinders.
Symbiosis. Humans have excellent day vision so tank cows trust humans drive
Bakerysnake
Terrible eyesight and a truly vicious attitude when approached they tend to kill unfamiliar rhinos and other animals at the drop of a hat.
Honestly "Same" or at least I would be before coffee and laws on murder being more relaxed.
vandude9090
so do elephants, and we train them
tryingtoignoreanythingtodowithuspolitics
Indian yes, African not so much
DogTaxEvader
Yes. Animal's natural environments are shrinking fast, so the last survivors overstep into human grounds more often. All almost extinct now.
Chereazi
"great, bobs tank escaped again... Dude should have gotten a mechanic one, but noooo, he needed the organic grass fed option..."
gobblinal
I'm assuming that's not CG?
DigitalWaffle
“This baby’s got 68hp!” “Yeah, well I got 1 RP.” “Wtf is an r….”
SansAandAnguS
Poor thing probably got scared :(
SofaH3ro
I really want to know what this sounds like lol
adaptabledisease
Do you think he sawr us? Rhi-no-he-sawr-us *exits stage left*
sandstruk
Howdoienablecookies
More like gets yanked away with a shepherd's crook Stage Left ?
igniteED
Greater One-Horned (Indian) Rhino - https://a-z-animals.com/blog/are-rhinos-extinct-the-conservation-status-of-every-rhino-species/
RicheTheBuddha
Are we SURE those things are mammals and not dinosaurs?
HusbandsBulge
Oh. I thought FarCry 4 was just janking us.
scoutMoonDiver
Jumanji
spaznoid
wonderful to see that tank galloping down the street.
GnomeDeGuerre
Both dog and men jumped to the porch to be safe and it worked, unicorn didn't show no concern.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
In Canada its moose. And just so we are clear how big they are.
DustyMcKnuckles
KeyMasher
lordyhalvey
Genius. You win!!!
IrisAquae
Came to comments looking for this. You did not disappoint.
MadDrPepper
Thank you
BORGALOOGIE
Kinda hot in these Rhinos
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
RhinOOooooss.
KotimainenKayttajanimi
WaaaaaaaaaaarrrM!
ThaliusPrime
Kinda sad not built for pavement
42WallabyWaySydney
Aww lawd he comin!
Smart83
A unicorn! Beautiful!
ViciousTricious666
I was gonna riot if unicorn wasn't top comment ?
dwideshruud
So graceful and majestic
RideTheStimutacs
That's a land narwhal. Common error.
justplainvanilla
CgnCalling
Shocking to see what 2 years of quarantine did to them. I DO know the feeling.
dudethisbetternotbetaken
Damnit, you beat me to it. Take your upvote.
theIndianMaharaj
a tad out of shape but looks like he in doing cardio now, good for him.
unappalled
He stayed in the lane better than most drivers!
superanth
Wow, he really did. Rhinos must be like cats and boxes drawn on the ground.
rgraz65
Why can't they just leave a guy alone on his commute home? He wasn't speeding THAT much.
Skrillz
Ironic thing is that rhinos also have terrible eye sight
Kleinod
With his weight it‘s not his problem ?
Fozberry
They drive on the left in Nepal. Must be a foreign visitor.
KaraokeLemur
Pedestrians should use the side of the road where they face the nearest oncoming traffic, the unicorn was just following the rules.
highhiedyin
Those armour flaps tho
ThisIsntMyActualName
justplainvanilla
Jabokoe
https://twitter.com/DeionBroxton/status/1242965245414391808?
TheMeatIncident
what is even going on here?
eddiekilgore
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/yellowstone-reporter-reaction-bison-herd-trnd/index.html
ElMuchoWanko
Bison was getting closer. Guy was a lot smarter than some visitors to the park.
eddiekilgore
Yeah, when I Googled it to try to link the custody, o e of the top 5 stories was of a woman got gored trying to get an Instagram selfie
eddiekilgore
He was doing a remote report, recording by himself, when he was approached by a small herd of Bison. One of them got quite close to
eddiekilgore
Him and he bugged out.
PurpleSquare713
Keep it away from the Chinese or they will turn it into boner pills.
spitfires2000
Quit elegant, I have to admit.
heteroscedastic
Pshaw, in Melbourne we have something 40 times as bad, and it rides a skateboard.
HuskyPirate
Dan Andrews rides a skategoard?
marthafarquar
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound.....
Californiajackson
Poor baby. I suspect he's lost.
Cochito
DongleDingler
*horn-browed
displacedgothamist
Ha! Same song popped into my head! :)
RideTheStimutacs
Dadada dadadadunt, dadada dadadunt
BillHaleyandhisComments
Rollin Rollin Rollin..... keep them doggies rollin...
stiklikegiant
Dog's like NOPE and runs back home pretending he didn't see it.
theUserThatGoesPing
I'm out. I did not sign up for this shit.
humbook
Scrolled all the way down to find someone who noticed the dog +1. I got a "shit shit shit" essence from it as it tried to get out the way
STINKPICKEL
Yeah that dog knew what this was all about and wanted none of it !
TotallyNotSarcastic
TIL rhinoceroses? Rhinoceri?? Whatever Til they’re not only found in Africa. I woulda bet money that they were only in Africa…. T. I. L.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
DameDePiques
That would be two-horned rhinos. This is a one-horned rhino, they are only found in Asia.
DameDePiques
Actually, Wikipedia says there is also a species of two-horned rhinos in Sumatra. TIL something too!
GnomeDeGuerre
There are no "one-horned rhino", it's "Unicorn". Language matters, they are magical.
gdex86
I am continually upset early humans did not even consider trying to domesticate rhinos. Tank cows that love skritches.
SeldonCrysis
There are like only 14 animals that can truly be domesticated by humans. The rest might tolerate humans but it doesn’t take much from 1/2…
SeldonCrysis
To flip out and gore you. Buffalos are a great example. They might be raised by humans but they are far from domestic
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
or oryx antilopes. Horses really were just the easiest option I guess, but there are so many awesome battle mounts out there...
spittytrinkles
Aurochs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
Phuleeez! They have nature's back, they ain't taking nothing from us. Just look at that thick skin, protective nose and their cosmo sound!
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
Forgot to say, they feed very frugal, just grass and greens. There's a rhino breeding zone in my city, though human interference hurts imo.
DatDarthCaedus
Don't they have TERRIBLE eyesight? Seems like something that'd be a rather big complication.
JierdanFirkraag
Would actually be useful if they were domesticable. Think of how we often use horse blinders.
gdex86
Symbiosis. Humans have excellent day vision so tank cows trust humans drive
Bakerysnake
Terrible eyesight and a truly vicious attitude when approached they tend to kill unfamiliar rhinos and other animals at the drop of a hat.
gdex86
Honestly "Same" or at least I would be before coffee and laws on murder being more relaxed.
vandude9090
so do elephants, and we train them
tryingtoignoreanythingtodowithuspolitics
Indian yes, African not so much