SherlockWho

7642 pts ยท March 10, 2012


Foul-mouthed den mother.

OhMAHgawd, you guys, this totally works. I've successfully avoided this situation for 14 years now. Somebody please friend me.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I've deduced that Sherlocks are generally up on their shit. This one is no exception.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No we are not.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"No, no, not like - look at me. LOOK. Okay, like this, there, that -- cheese!"

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are so screwed. Welcome to the world of cat servants.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thank you for taking my weak chuckle into a full-lunged "HA!" I started the cat in my lap and have puncture wounds. Worth it.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would go so much further. Far enough to be taken into custody for assaulting a royal.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thoroughgoing Cumberbitch present.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the theorizing can stop now. You've read the script for S3:E1, I see.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obsessively loving stuff, events, and art to the point that I piss off my friends and family -- THAT is what it means to be a nerd.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cybermen have a hive mentality. Daleks have a plunger and a ray gun. Game over, man. GAME OVER.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone just south of you in Washington state: There isn't even a reason for the cops to pause here anymore. Hi!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kinda wish there was a closed-eye shot, but holy crap this is good stuff.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for username, fellow Whovian. OOOWEEEOOOO

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It *might* be a little bit staged, but that kid's reaction is ADORABLE.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boxers are just giant babies. Sweet, goofy, lovable giant babies.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stealing another man's betrothed when you are already married isn't exactly noble. I'd let him steal me, but still.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And the salads are free? I need an address, please.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Goddammit. Unless I find a clutch of kittens in my attic today I can't participate in this trend.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's the bananus. Avoid at all costs.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sonofabitch. Excuse me whilst I go touch meself.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need an adult.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of my excuses have been rendered pure bullshit.

13 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Jesus Fucking Christ. I'm a happily married straightish woman and I need to sex her.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Are you new?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And she's coming back, yes? Or is this a breakup bounty?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just remembered a vision of my daddy dressed as the Easter Bunny. Feels all up in this bitch.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddammit. Jif is peanut butter. Only peanut butter.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Or you could do this in a backyard fire pit, no? Just set the foil pods in the smoldering ashes.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So what's the deal with the claims that marijuana lowers the risk of diabeetus? Seems . . .sketchy.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0