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Kilt instructions
Sean Connery
David Tennant
Gerard Butler
Snoop [animal]
HA! All of the images above were just a buffer to soften the blow of me submitting my own selfie in user submitted!
SIP ON THAT, IMGUR SOCIAL STANDARDS!!!
Konoton
So hard to find a dry cleaner who knows how to do kilts. Come on! A great kilt is only 25 feet of cloth!
ICanNeverThinkOfAGoodNameSoIJustTendToRamble
I would take you in a womanly fashion and now I have a new past time when I go to the Scottish games here. GONNA MAKE IT RAIN.
kickapoojoyjuice
I'd like to think I'm speaking for a lot of the women and several men when I say ~swoon~ RAWR! And, fuck ya!
BloodGoddess
Good. Now spread your legs a little further.... :D
CaptainJizz
Did you ever go to space?
marsgoose
I like how scots incorporated a pouch to hold your shit without looking like idiot with a fanny pack.
DividingByZero
I'll happily jump on the kilt pic bandwagon...
lemonwaterice
+1 for Snoop [animal]
Homophone
Kilts have always been cool, but OMFG DAVID TENNANT MADE THEM SEXY AS HELL.
kristin6789
You're a sexy kilt rockin' beast
KingGoose
Can't say I've ever worn a kilt, but my Scottish mate wore one to our GCSE prom... Turned a few heads that's for sure.
46137
"A true Scotsman will never tell you what he wears under his kilt. He'll show you in a drop of a hat." - Fred MacAulay
TheHappyCanadian
I wear kilts for highland games. not many people make fun of you when you're throwing a GOD DAMN TELEPHONE POLE
KiltedCowboy
Name relevant somewhat! :D
KiltedCowboy
TheStarkKnight
Well "Plaid' good sir, well played!
Housemaster
Oh you!
smashpro1
If kilts were socially acceptable in America, I would never wear pants.
SlavkaBarringer
Women tried so damn hard for them wearing pants to be socially acceptable and now men want that acceptance with kilts. Huh. xD
bulpii
Wearing a Kilt andBoxers is one of the best/most freeing things I can do. It feels amazing.I don't know why but it is the most comfortable
yipe
I do it, you can too.
usernameschmoosernamelosername
Oh god Gerard Butler...even in a kilt you make me go weak in the knees...
bibliophilic
But what about Ewan McGregor in a kilt... (I just really want more men in kilts)
aplomb
I had a men in kilts phase for a bit, it died when I found, woefully, an inadequate number of attractive men in kilts pictures out there.
bibliophilic
I am easy to please; even just a handful of them is enough for me, generally speaking. More is great! But a few good ones are enough.
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
Here you go. http://imgur.com/r/meninkilts/t8jEr
LyfLesOrdnry
THANK YOU!
chinchillasan
Hell tha's funny :D
bibliophilic
Accurate caption is extremely accurate.
Illyric
...is there a r/kilts?
aplomb
If not, there should be!
bibliophilic
There is http://imgur.com/r/meninkilts apparently. And it is lovely.
FatMacAttack
You are an angel. Thanks.
thundershocknow
What do you wear under a kilt? On a good day, lipstick :) I usually attend the highland games in northern California. I sell Alpha Kilts.
Himser
Whats an Alpha Kilt?
rlyehcthulhu
I'm pretty sure it's a brand.
thundershocknow
A modernized kilt. Designed by a U.S. marine. Also worn by Marines over seas.
Housemaster
Old ladies always inquire what's under my kilt. I always answer with "My socks!" because they're old ladies and they laugh at anything I say
SittingInARomanAqueduct
I'm not even an old lady and that would work on me... It's the kilt, you suave master of the house... Damn you...
Supernerdtastic
What's worn under a kilt? Nothing! All parts work okeydokey. SE Scots games attendee here. :B
thundershocknow
I love watching them, they are quite entertaining!
luckyflavor23
TIL men in kilts can be super sexy
Supernerdtastic
This will be the most important thing you ever learn.
InstaRamen
why the hell is snoop wearing a kilt?
FrankTheThunderbird
Because he's a Scot. You never heard of Black Angus?
NotYourAveragePerson
he thinks he's Scottish now
kraftwahrheit
Doesn't everyone?
eggmuffin
Because he thinks it looks cool. You ask as if it's a problem.
heroesblood
Why not?
mordor1
He's got some skinny legs.
MrShifty
A better question is, why aren't YOU wearing one?
CaptainLudd
mayn he skawtish
The2020ElectionWasStolen
*table cloth
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
Because he's snoop-frickin-dogg, that's why.
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
ah hem ...lion
Housemaster
He get's high so much, he might as well be a highlander...
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
YES.
PastaIsLife
Ohh man, that was genious
NickRivieraMD
best response possible
InstaRamen
I lol'd
Housemaster
*gets
SittingInARomanAqueduct
Only as an OP can you get 41 points for correcting a typo. It's almost like you did it on prupose...
SittingInARomanAqueduct
*purpose
Housemaster
http://mgnews.ru/user/avatar_image/14566/I-See-What-You-Did-There-Rage-Face-Meme.png
pancreas
Everybody, shut off your computers. This is the best thing you'll read all day. You can only go downhill from here.
DAVdaBRAV
I actually shut down my computer.
weetu
I would have upvoted just for the comic, but then you absolutely kilt it with the other pics.
bluefiresar
David Tennant in his kilt is nothing short of magnificent.
ShamrockFury
I live in Chicago, "The Windy City", Kilts are not the recommended attire.
DeusExSpockina
Utilikilt makes kilts with a built in "modesty strap" so you can go commando and not worry about flashing bystanders. :D
ShamrockFury
Where's the fun in that?
DeusExSpockina
depends. they're designed for construction workers, etc, some things just aren't work appropriate. ;)
Impracticalplasticsquirrel
It's amazing you live in Chicago and don't know the nickname doesn't come from literal wind. Rather after politicians blowing hot air.
BrewedAwakening
To be fair, it can get windy in the city :P (But that's like in any city)
ShamrockFury
You've obviously never walked downtown on a windy day
thebrokenrick
Obviously we never have wind in Scotland.
ShamrockFury
I fucking knew it
NotTheHero
Ha! I love you :)
yipe
I rock a kilt on a regular basis! I've gotten compliments from strangers, and made fun of mercilessly by my own family.
yipe
I forgot to say my one year old has a kilt too, he looks much more celtic than me with his curls.
bulpii
Wearing a Kilt and Boxers is one of the best/most freeing things I can do. It feels amazing. I don't know why but it is the most confortable
ukatox
lol @ snoop [animal]
hids998
i just get lost
pengwings
It made me upset on so many levels.
anetanoel
Crrrraaaaaaaccckkked me up.
karlmarksmann
Laugh out loud at still using "lol" and "@"! Come on!
clichepatrol
top comment is 'lol'
penguing
and this is what brought the gift of my upvote.
KerafyrmslashesYOUfor2438pointsofdamage
snoop.*
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
Was dog, now lion, could be honey badger next, who knows.
funkjacket
pretty sure he's from the HIGHlands amirite?
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weirdcalculator
MySecondAccount
Snoop [Scotsman]
duckfacekillah
I also believe the ladies of Imgur, and some of the men, would like proof that you're a true scotsman...for science.
DuneMafia
No true Scotsman....
Supernerdtastic
I'm simply fine with more kilt pics.
frauleinl
I NEED IT. For science of course... The science of intercourse with my own hand. Unless a true scotsman helps me with his gogan.
ohmegatron
Hi.
frauleinl
True scotsman?
ohmegatron
Actually Canadian with a Scottish background.
frauleinl
Willing to appease me lusty cravings? Hahah.
SmallTeddyBear
for science and feels are 2 of the dumbest terms on here.
JoshMatos
Ha, these people don't realize they're talking to an imgur veteran, it's the n00bs trying to bring you down.
Housemaster
You want to see my "Bagpipes"?
datwani
Uh-uh...
mymilkshake
bagpipes or gtfo. :-p /joke
peoniesinkittylitter
Yes please
GarageQueen
What's the difference between a kilt and skirt? You wear underwear with a skirt. ;)
MissSyn
Yes.
UggMcBugg
och, i'll be back in the motherland shortly and hope to see kilts and thistles galore :)
carolinaj
If the bagpipes match the face... DAYUM.
wackjack
Using this.
OhRightICanChangeThis
Wait stop I'm in love.
SergeantKeel
Is that a dirk in your sock or are you just happy to see me?
littlevulpix
As an imgurian: you win today, everyone else go home. As a female: HEEELLLLLOOO!
TheSnacky
You're not fooling me, George Takei! Now calm down, you old horndog. You have a husband.
littlevulpix
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_m0osrrhqMk1qzcv7no6_250.gif
OrangeSorcerer
That made me laugh until I started coughing, +1 to you all.
ilikeowlsmuchmorethanpeople
Yes.
Illyric
Flyingpig2
broken link
WolfBoy0612
Rita Repulsa! That was back when violence had its place in kids shows
parky91
A true scotsman will never tell you what he's wearing underneath... he'll show you at the drop of a hat though !
emcham
Yes Please :)
cheapnarcotics
For Science. You owe it to this community of ladyfapping ladies to deliver, OP!
JoshMatos
Hey you crazy fuck! I voted for you and I'm truly bummed you didn't get to go to space :\ Still think you're awesome though!
Sar15
As a female, yes prove it...
lindltailor
As a male, I concur.
JONrocket
oh no! dont ask for that from the internet! They WILL deliver D:
duckfacekillah
I was going to say "I'd blow real hard on your bagpipes" but I realise that's too far and not exactly classy.
Housemaster
Blowing on my bagpipes is hard work! Trust me, I know.
duckfacekillah
Marry me?
TheOtherOncomingStorm
David Tennant in a kilt...
IAmALizbian
Those hips. Yummmm
ThisCommentIsNowPropertyOfTheSontaranEmpire
I was hoping it would be this gif.
ktred36
I really want to know what he is wearing under his kilt. You know...for science.
causeyoumakemehappy
your gif made me feel tingly in my lady bits...I like it...Thanks!!
danzafan37
Pics or it didn't happen
wolfostrophe
Dat sporran...
EverydayIsWednesday
Dat area above the sporran...... O.o
thebrick87
I made the most unmanly of noises.
SugarSprinkledWalrus
That was my thought for all of the guys except Snoop kinda confused as to why he was wearing one
ChillaAquila
So can Scotsmen like, keep things in those little crotch purses?
wastewanderer
It's called a sporran, and yes.
Freemasonry
noeashly
Oh, the impure thoughts I have for that man!
Radey
+1 for saying EXACTLY what I was thinking. Imaginary +1 for the awesome gif
maceymaysee
I just made a loud noise and scared my cat. Thank you
Aodhian
The tartan he is wearing is of the MacDonald clan (as that is his real surname), which pleases me as I am also a McDonald!
wavebaby92
PLEASE TELL ME IN WHAT EPISODE HE IS SHIRTLESS BECAUSE I NEED TO REWATCH IT FOR REASONS.
TheOtherOncomingStorm
Journey's End
ThisCommentIsNowPropertyOfTheSontaranEmpire
The Series 4 Finale. And he's not *just* shirtless...
ThisCommentIsNowPropertyOfTheSontaranEmpire
I should clarify that it's "The Stolen Earth/Journey's End" and not "The End of Time." Stupid season numbering system.
Melanisia
They missed Ewan MacGregor.
Melanisia
And Nathan Fillion.
NerdyDirtyCurvy
WHY IS THAT ONE NOT AT THE TOP. LKHSFKNFS
Melanisia
Samuel L. Jackson.
Melanisia
Ewan again... shirtless.
Melanisia
John Barrowman.
Melanisia
David Duchovny.
MelancholyPomegranate
A) Technically not a selfie, someone took it of you. :p B) At least twice as interesting as "lol look at mai face!" selfies anyway.
RedHotBilliePipers
Shutter release remote, OP? [photo nerd here]
WhereTheresAWill
I could have sworn this picture was used a month or so ago for a very majestic post such as this. Could it be the same majestic poster?
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WhereTheresAWill
Yup, that's the one. OP is free to go.
Housemaster
I had balanced my digital camera on a wobbly tower of couch cushions to take this picture... totally worth it.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
KNEW IT. Still approve of it.
miagron
OP you're cute
MelancholyPomegranate
Damn, that's some dedication. o.o Can't argue with the results, though.
Housemaster
lol, look at mai face!
MelancholyPomegranate
Okay, *that* definitely counts as a selfie. XD
Kundrew
You duckfaced, kilt wearing mother fucker
Housemaster
Quack, quack... motherfucker!