I'm a man of simple pleasures. Drinking too much, saving memes to my phone, and... I guess that's it. It's more sad now that I typed it out :(
I'm a man of simple pleasures. Drinking too much, saving memes to my phone, and... I guess that's it. It's more sad now that I typed it out :(
Wow. I'm gonna yartz!
Right, because wishing bodily harm to a group of people is such forward thinking. You should win an award from the UN for calling me out.
Or at least lose their job when they post hate messages and they work for a school district.
Also, because people are stupid and someone talked about murdering people before and it has lead to stuff VERY RECENTLY.
Because it's messed up and threatening?
Nat 20. I switched to Geico!
Good job, OP! If you want to see a master though, check out Seth Rogen's tutorial. https://youtu.be/0Mze-58kQxw
SPOOKY, SCARY SKELETONS
Low-quality bait. 1/7.
"Every Muslim from birth is indoctrinated to be a terrorist!" I had to take my break and sit down after that one.
I had insomnia from anxiety and weed is the one thing that can make my brain chill out enough for sound sleep sometimes. Different strokes?
The sound of markers on paper makes my skin crawl. Extra hard when my soon to be niece wants to color and pulls out markers.
Sometimes my friends and I will be out and about and one of us will deadpan and say this and apparently we're all sociopaths, I guess.
"Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice!" - your dog, probably
The reed vending machine would have saved my life in high school.
A friend of mine, we were clueless, googled some stuff and worked out a bunch one summer and lost 50lbs. Just going is the first challenge!
You sick son of a gun.
*kill you fosta!
I hope to have a love like J.D. and Turk one day.
As Ron Swanson said, any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are useless.
Dang, if I wasn't broke rn, I'd donate in a heartbeat. I hope puppy recovers soon.
I encourage you to look up how wolves evolved into dogs. They became companions due to mutual benefits, not because we wanted a "toy".
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Summer Wars, my favorite Digimon Movie!
This costume is fire! Wildfire, if you will.
Stick to your guns, OP. Everyone has a reason for what they do or don't do, and others should be able to accept that. Especially "friends"!
As someone with a historical facts addiction, please support my problem with MOAR!
A warning video on why you should always check yoself. Yikes.