SheepPoster

168 pts ยท February 10, 2021


That's one hell of an offer - until you remember that actual Danish pastries have fermented fish fillings

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WANT! Don't care its so salty I can't pee for three days. WANT!!!!!!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.... plus you're never going to get that massive brown stain out of the floors

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bonds, Jamess Bonds

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 - needs more context -- #2 self-explanatory

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if not more." Bad "commander in chief" - he should know better. Really, he should.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

officers. Typically, they hold the rank of a Lieutenant-Colonel or Colonel, a position which requires 22 years of service in the USAF,

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By calling the pilot "Captain" - he just gave that service member a demotion - [Transport] "pilots are very experienced, high ranking ....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Wallop" - you know Environment Canada is saying "Sh**s gonna hit the fan" when they dig into the thesaurus. Its gonna be a RubA5-35 week

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you can still save it by adding a *hic* to the bottom

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

......... or always go out with Ted Cruz

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's all well and good, but I still spend all night scrolling through netflix trying to find something interesting to watch

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) meeting goals. THEN after a couple of months of administrative torture - sack him

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

You can't just sack him. First you need a 3 hr meeting with HR. A Kafkaesque Personal Improvement Plan, and daily reminders he is not(1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

1/3 of the way to shop teacher. 1 & 1/2 thumbs up!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

relaxing hobby"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its basically my answer to my online friends to the question "What happens when someone with borderline OCD takes up what's supposed to be a

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incorrect - When people say Stephen Miller was Trumps pitbull they meant that literally. Its why he wasn't allowed on the carpet.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

having "America First" printed in India onto baseball caps made in China

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a basement filled with canned goods. Put a guy in charge who couldn't figure out how to use a can opener. You know who you are.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

obligatory sorry

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0