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Mar 12, 2021 9:17 AM

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Meanwhile in Madagascar v

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Self-reported, probably.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

I'm going to assume this was created in the US. In their eyes the US is No. 1 by default. In reality, they seldom are.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That Sweden one aged like fine wine.

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I mean, the US had so much going for it. We *were* well prepared. The Trump admin. ignored most of that preparation because it was put in>

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>place by a guy who makes him feel like a sad salmon.

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Laughs in Norway, where less people died in 2020 than the average of the past couple years

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Being prepared and pulling it of are different things. As mike said:"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Mike Ehrmantraut?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*meanwhile in New Zealand*

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Sweden and Norway is reversed. Sweden FUCKED up badly.

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In the UK a lot of our preparations and planning was mainly for a flu pandemic. Turns out Covid ain't flu....

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Be that as it may, we've seen in this pandemic that the real impact comes from the actions taken by whoever is currently governing.

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We'd have been fine if we didn't have a numpty in charge who kept ignoring scientific advice in favour of political expediency.

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Sweden ended up a lot worse than Norway, God knows why they said Russia, France and Italy were more prepared too

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Sweden has more cases per capita than Italy

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Much less deaths though, this indicates differences in testing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you mean that sweden tested more that is not true. It may mean lots of things, from different way to register deaths to strain virulence

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*laughs in nørwegian*

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Laughs in proper Norwegian* Vi skriver ikke engelsk feil med vilje for pokker.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jo det gjør vi tenk!!!!

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The next big war will start with a biological attack; The United States will be wiped off the map because of stupid people. We've seen it.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In theory that seems correct. In practice the US had Donald tRump and the Republicunts.

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tRump...giggles

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Who disbanded the US' Pandemic Response Unit, the highest rated in the world btw, because they thought it was a waste of tax money. Oops.

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It didn't just get the US wrong. Most of Africa did amazing. And NZ was perfect.

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Nah, most of Africa just didn't report numbers

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Us Maltese were extremely prepared. And then Italy happened :(

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Could you elaborate a bit, I didn't follow what happened in your country.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We closed down the airport immediately last March (or Feb, I forgot). The problem was a few Italians already here that had covid incubating

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Ah fuck, that sucks balls. I'm sorry to hear that, and I hope you and your family are alright. All the best from Germany :)

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Well, besides a couple cancelled trips and general inconvenience we're all fine tnks. Waiting for the call to get my vaccine jab ;)

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Ah good, I'm glad.

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Greenland isn't included because it has a population of 132 and 120 of those are polar bears

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's missing "Prepared, but prepared to fuck it up on purpose to soothe a madman's ego"?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

LOL for France who fucked it up good, England who managed to do even worse, and Norway and NZ who nailed it.

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America is only prepared for war. Nothing else.

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War and punishment is all america knows how to do.

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LOL France and Britain

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Take the fucking U.K. off there. Our government left us to the Wolves because they were to incompetent to keep us safe. Fuck the Tories.

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Are you missing the point that it was the world's WRONGEST infographic? The UK is appropriately marked wrongly as "Most prepared".

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Honestly it's hard to see how they could have been more useless. The only one who was decent was Rishi.

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His ear out to help out bullshit massively increased deaths because the economy is more important to him than the people who drive it.

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Oh yeah that makes up for keeping the borders, funnelling billions that should have gone to the NHS to their mates, lying to get Brexit (1/2

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all the nepotism, misleading MPs, gerrymandering, and too many other things to list. But yeah we are “lucky” that they did the bare minimum.

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5 years ago (deleted Mar 16, 2021 11:08 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ok fair enough. There’s just too many ppl saying “give Boris a break because we aren’t ALL broke and dead yet.” Sorry for pouncing.

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In America, we got 0% pay, and had to go back to work. Fuck your tories, for sure, but our democrats couldn't even do that.

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America is such a fuckin weird place and in a weird state of play in this timeline.

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now now they always make the right decision....4 weeks after when it was needed

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It was quite a rollercoaster there. UK is crushing vaccine rollout compared to a lot of the west though.

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People seem to forget though that the purpose of a vaccine is to save lives & the economy... but we've already fucked up both.

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They took a risk jumping the gun on vaccine. It's worked out thank god, but we're waiting 12 weeks for 2nd shots, not the reccomend 3.

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There’s data coming out that a 12 week gap may be more effective. Boris accidentally shit a golden egg as it could have ended up ineffective

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Boris' entire political career is based on the fact that he seems to be unreasonably lucky

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That's cause the NHS is fucking genius, and for once the gov decided to not touch it. Everything else has been murder-by-proxy.

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Yes but have you noticed how it’s being reported? NHS track and trace vs Government Vaccine scheme... you can see what they’re trying to do

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The public did most of the damage by disregarding the rules. Boris could have done a lot differently but the fact is a lot won't follow.

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The government's purpose is to organize, clearly define and enforce the rules.

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Boris and the government fucked it from the off. Dont blame the people when there is such poor leadership.

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And the people having parties and flocking to beaches in droves are not to blame? Blaming it all on the government is a cop-out

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The fact that ppl fucked up too doesn’t excuse that hes the one whos supposed to know better. He fucked up. Don’t make excuses for the cunt

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Not providing a consistent and strong message it what the problem is. I am old enough to remember the aids campaign. Boris fucked it!

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Could have closed the borders, could have gone for zero COVID rather than herd immunity, funnelled literal billions to his mates. (1/2)

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Boris' worst error was loosening up too soon. UK entered restrictions in a similar way to other places, but wasted time over summer.

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People could have done more but let’s not cut Boris slack when he is responsible for making this waaaaaayyyy worse than it should have been.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Telling people to go back to the office, telling people to go to the pub, telling parents to send their kids to school. What a that!

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The "Eat Out to Help Out" thing was BEYOND stupid! "We'll pay half your bill to go outside" and THEN blamed it on the public when No. spiked

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The UK has never been prepared in the slightest, a toddler could of made better decisions than BoJo

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We’d prepared for the wrong pandemic. Planning for flu rather than SARS type illness

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After Cygnus they continued limiting NHS seasonal flu capacity, after the exercise showed even a flu pandemic would put it overcapacity. A

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single way, for context, they didn't even plan for the flu we expected was ventilator availability.

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Also both can affect both upper and lower respiratory tract and so both possibly require ventilators. Literally there is no difference.

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You're even less prepared for Smallpox 4 when that evolves. -Your reptilian alien overlords

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This was a complete bullshit statement from Gove. The PPE required is exactly the same and so we prepared for both. Disgusted he wasnt 1/2

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Called out on this, and horrified that people seem to take what he says at face value. 2/2

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R0 much lower for influenza, ventilator days lower too. It’s not just PPE availability that’s affected

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Right... that's not the case for every influenza first off all so immediately this doesn't work, the Ro is different for every flu virus 1/2

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If the Ro is high enough for a flu epidemic in the UK, its going to be at least comparable to covid's. Please do not ever listen to the 1/2

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As an Australian, I am laughing hysterically that this shows America as “most prepared.”

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Learn to read. Nowhere it says they were "most prepared", just that they had the ability to respond to a pandemic. Which they failed to use.

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Yes normally those who are well prepared are very different to those with a good ability to respond

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No one in America with a brain thought it was going to end well

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the UK, which is in roughly the same boat.

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They were quite well prepared, it's just that the president and his administration intentionally sabotaged the response for their own 1/

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political and economical gain; shit like denying aid to states who didn't vote Trump, Kushner refusing to share the stockpile intended 2/

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for situations like this, them telling states they have to buy their own supplies only for the feds to seize said supplies and resell, etc.

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They had the tools... unfortunately the biggest tool was President at the time.

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Trump fucked up bigly. But let's be real. You can't have an effective pandemic response in a country without a proper healthcare system.

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The order the legend is in makes me want to cry.

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Does you want to cry most, more or least?

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Yeah, that’s a car wreck.

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The order is right; the words are wrong.

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Should be Prepared, Less prepared, Least Prepared

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What’s wrong? It’s in descending order.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

People read top to bottom... it goes from most prepared to more prepared.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Right, First, Second, Third. It makes sense.

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I produce maps professionally, and that is exactly how we would order that legend.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I read top to bottom too. Not hard to figure out it’s descending order.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Lol more than most... orrrr?

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“Ranked by ability”. Not “Ranked by actually being prepared and doing something about it”. Had the ability, just didn’t want to

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I'm sorry, in what world did China have less ability than the US? They built entire hospitals in days! That is just not possible elsewhere.

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It's still wrong, because most of Africa did a pretty great job.

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If you're not politically or socially able than you're not able.

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All the ability to fight, all the armor, none of the will.

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I memeber the ppl on here cheering for cheap housing to come true. That also aged well

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Yeah, New Zealand and Italy were ranked the same but with 2 completely different results

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Italy got cought by surprise, unfortunately

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Yeah makes sense, but that's like part of being prepared trying to detect an outbreak before it becomes wide spread

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How can you detect something you don't know exists?

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You probably need a plan, like to check if stuff is getting weird

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I was about to laugh at you, but did some research first. Looks like it was circulating in Italy as early as Sept. That IS a surprise.

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Not as early as sept, just that the study these came from started then. Earliest were in october, which is still very odd; not impossible, >

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Prepared doesn't equate to using that preparation. Stockpiling food for the apocalypse is no use when you don't stay there.

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They didn't realize they needed to rank political preparedness as well.

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If you're not politically or socially able then you're not able.

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They were prepared. They had contingency plans. They. Had. An. Otterhugging. Pandemic Playbook. Which they tossed into the fire in 2017.

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5 years ago (deleted Mar 20, 2021 8:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes, it was even established by Bush jr. already, right? And then updated by Obama, so not even a dreaded pure "Buh Obama-thingy".

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Like stockpiling canned food for a generation, but the only can opener left had "Obama" engraved on it, so they threw it away.

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I stockpiled food and stayed home mostly. Now I have a lot of food I need to eat at home so I have that going for me which is nice.

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Right. The US had resources available. Hard to use those effectively when half the population is campaigning against basic hygiene (masks).

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It's just so. fucking. mind boggling.

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Had a basement filled with canned goods. Put a guy in charge who couldn't figure out how to use a can opener. You know who you are.

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On one of those doom prepper shows one guy had diabetes. He knew he was toast in a week but had food for a year lol.

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He understood the need for abandoned stockpiles for scavengers.

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Gotta get my legendary quests somehow.

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Trade food for insulin.

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Got to be refrigerated ?

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Trade sexual favors for refrigeration.

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US had the resources, our shit president didn't use them and also spread lies and fueled fake outrage.

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Mostly it was to avoid looking weak and losing poll numbers.When that didn't work it turned into an excuse to rack up political retribution

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What's extra frustrating is that it's a stupid political decision. If just shuts the fuck up and lets us beat the virus, he wins reelection.

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He even blocked the use and execution of actions that would have saved lives, he literally was worse than if he had done nothing at all.

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Lol, same for everything he's ever done. What a fucking tool

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He could have done nothing, let the experts do their job, and he probably would have won reelection.

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But that would require not getting all the attention and it's too risky that someone else might get credit . So here we are

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Yeah, but also we weren't prepared either.

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No one was really prepared, the map is more of a comparison of who was the most prepared, and I guess US is included in that.

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New coat of red all over that baby

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Vietnam has controlled Covid surprisingly well

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Except for New Zealand!

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Not australia. We fucked covid up buddy!

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WA here, amen buddy!!

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Not even the virus could survive Australia, apparently

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Don't pretend you're New Zealand ya poser

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I’m assuming you mean the US.

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Northern Ireland has also been doing better than the whole of the UK

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How crazy is that? I’m first gen American, family left NI during the Troubles and I’ve been looking at NI like “damn, should prolly go back”

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I mean, the NI Executive has kinda fucked everything else but the pandemic has been handled pretty well.

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If you do *everything* right all at once, people will get suspicious.

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It's all DUP bullshit mostly. We only got equal marriage rights and abortion rights due to them taking a near 3 year break.

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And NI is doing pretty fucking shit, so that’s saying an awful lot!

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Compared to say, NZ, sure. But compared to the UK as a whole? We rule. Also we have one of the best vaccine roll outs in the world.

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I’m mostly thinking compared to the rest of Ireland

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Compared to ROI we have had less deaths, I know population is less up here, and more vaccinated. I'd call that better handled.

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*Laughs in Australian*

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We were lucky, not prepared.

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No, don’t fall for that misconception. Oz implemented ‘pandemic 101’ and it worked. Pretty much everyone else fucked it. Fucked it badly.

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My uni had info sessions about the virus on 3 consecutive days in March. The first 2, they assured us that in-person classes would go ->

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ahead until at least late may, & possibly until august, because that's what the gov was recommending. On the third session, they announced->

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that in-person classes were cancelled, & everyone had 24 hours to figure out how to deliver all content online. That first couple of ->

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*coughs in french*

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*Laughs nervously in Finlandian*

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*Coughs in Suomi"

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*gets plague, survives maybe, then goes bankrupt in American*

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At least we have toilet paper! Right? ......right? Well shit

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therefor the toiletpaper

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*Laughs awkwardly in Brazilian"

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*cries in Portuguese*

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Korea. One of the few places where the yellow is right next to the red.

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*Murmuring "That could've been us" in Japanese*

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Watches Australian betting eastern by spider while laughing

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Betting eastern

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Yeah, it's funny know why being eaten was such a problem

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*sad American noises*

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Totally disagree with having AU as Most Prepared. Hardly. They had to be dragged kicking and screaming. Ruby Princess anyone?

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Dan Andrews dragged the rest of the country kicking and screaming into compliance, he cops way too much bad press

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I mean, sure, we messed up at the start, and the Federal government has been useless, but the state govs have mostly been on top of things.

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State Govts (NSW here nor there) were brilliant when they realised Scomo was using the Trump playbook.

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I’m so happy I live in Perth

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As a Melbournite, lobe how I saw your comment with '3h' next to it.

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Melbournian I think is correct.

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I think 'fun at parties' is correct

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Had a friend move to Exmouth from our place in Melbourne. Few of weeks later we started the first lockdown. No gonna lie I was pretty jelly.

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*confused German* ... was off to a good start but messed up at some point summer/autumn 2020

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You travelling right now? I could read this script in Northern Hemispheric.

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Northern hemispheric?

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Not upside down

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Australia is currently at less than 1 community transmission a day (though that might change very soon). Point is we are doing well.

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That’s the “though that might change soon” part...

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Honestly with the federal government forcing us to open up before people are immune it’ll rise again

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Greenland lol

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Most of these infographs does not want to deal with Greenland as part of the kingdom of Denmark.

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They have like what, 10 people living there?

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Grayland

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They have too much alcohol in their blood for the Rona to survive, or their liver.

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Greenland is part of the realm of Denmark so....

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Greenland is notorious for never providing information

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Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark, but is mostly self-governed. They are getting vaccines from Denmark's supply. So same as DK.

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I'll also add they are getting vaccines according to their relative size and demographic. This includes Faroe Islands.

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Everyone lives 6ft (or over 1.5 meters) apart. There is no virus there. Or am I sounding like Trump now?

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Im sorry - the plague you have requested is not available in your country.

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Greenland doesn't exist, change my mind

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“Pandemic? Y’all are having a pandemic?”

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No one lives there except that weird old dude and his bone.

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NK making it into the map tho

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Greenland's not real.

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It's not even green

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It’s not even land.

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Cmon maan not cool

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Iceland is full of volcanoes too. It's all LIES!

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Fire and Ice!

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And the United Kingdom is FAR from united!

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Its all CGI!

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Shouldn't that be 'Green' ?

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No data

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What is way funnier than its allowed to be!

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That’s really amazing.

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Remember when he cancelled a meeting with the leader of Denmark because they wouldn't sell Greenland to the USA?

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He cancelled on the Queen. She is apolitical, so it was quite the diplomatic slap in the face. We all know she was actually relieved, though

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Greenland had 1 port, and it's locked now.

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Greenland is owned by Denmark. So it should be yellow.

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Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark not owned.... If you please.

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'member when Stupid was trying to buy Greenland from Denmark? He was like, I give you tree fiddy for Greenland, best deal ever

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For now . . .

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They are self-governed since '79. Btw, they are not part of the EU, although belonging to an EU member. They left the EC in '85 after >

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a referendum, but still have special status (eligible for EU funding and they are still EU citizens). Kinda weird status, but apparently OK.

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Minimal population and infrastructure means it isn't on the same level as Denmark.

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Minimal population and infrastructure means the resources required is less than the rest of the Kingdom. Not that we let part of our (1/2)

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(2/2) kingdom be unprepared.

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5 years ago (deleted Mar 12, 2021 1:15 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Then who do we talk to about buying it?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pay the owner twice the rent. If unowned, you may buy it from the bank.

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Owned? Dafuq??

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Yes, owned

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Nope, not "owned" but technically part of the Danish Kingdom. They have their own government though, but receives a lot of support from DK >

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> because DK earlier (and sometimes still) treat the former colony like utter shit. It's very shameful, tbh.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm Danish.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Denmark owns Greenland like the UK owns Canada/Australia. Lol.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 14

Without it, they would not be able to function as a coherent country.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Kind of like EU countries rely on the EU for foreign policy and grants?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Not really. Greenland would disolve and its soveignty would be up for grabs without DK's assistance.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not quite. Denmark is responsible for Greenland's internal and external security and foreign policy. Also gives annual allowance of $500 mil

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Denmark, senpai, can I have an allowance too?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In 10-20 years when we have paid our dept after covid

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even though the Danes own Is imagine it doesn’t have the infrastructure to respond though hospitals/nurses/doctors

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

As part of the kingdom, resources are moved where needed. Just like if USA was functioning. So it is absurd to make the distinction for(1/2)

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

the Kingdom of Denmark, while CA and Florida is painted with the same brush...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not really. They are isolated the moment planes and boats stop coming.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It's fine, Denmark is a rich capitalist free market economy, the inut are treated like any other dane.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they do have a ton of ice though. So they're prepared for the J&J vaccine.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Ah yes, the miraculous -50 degree ice of Greenland.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Jack&Jim?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Johnson and Johnson. It’s a one dose vaccine. It only requires the temperatures of a regular refrigerator.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don't own Greenland, and did treat them shamefully when they were our colony. What you said is a big yikes if you know the history.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Owns? Nope says a Dane.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ice prepared

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've read somewhere that greenland is excluded from a lot of maps like this because it's relevance is almost zero compared to it's size.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read that the real reason is because it is infested with wereseals, who eat the flesh off of wandering census takers, and statisticians.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’ve obviously never played Plague, Inc.

5 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 2

im old as fuck, i remeber when it was pandemic instead of plague inc

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always, ALWAYS start in Greenland

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fucking. Greenland.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It probably still hasn’t affected Greenland...

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

"covid what?"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

31 had covid throughout the pandemic all of them healthy now.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They shut down their port when someone sneezed in Wuhan.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

*cries in Madagascar*

5 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

In real life, there’s a raging plague epidemic in madagascar

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

General: Boss, someone in Chile sneezes one too many times. Big Boss (Wo)Man: LOCK! IT! ALL! DOWN!

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The carribean! How? I got madagascar and greenland! FUuuuuu...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sweden didn't quite live up to the graph

5 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 4

The Swedes just decided to solve the pension crisis while they were at it.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Only NZ did, and they over performed

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Neither did the UK.

5 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

We seem to be doing pretty OK for now, slow start. Veeeeery slow start

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now we are, after we killed a load of folks at the start

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Slow start" is a pretty forgiving way of saying "a criminal level of incompetence and callousness"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This image is almost the exact opposite of what actually happened.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes your best is still crap

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither did France...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweden had a excess mortality rate of 7,6 %. That's better than 22 other European countries. Only 8 EU countries did better than Sweden.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

During 2020 that is. Explanation to what excess mortaility rate is: https://ourworldindata.org/excess-mortality-covid

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey, think of the ignorants will you? Don't come here with facts and ruining their fun.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finland didn’t either. Our govt still has no clue what to do!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

You do?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk man. I'd say our constitutional lawyers have done everything in their power to ruin shit. We still can't force test on the borders, 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because, of, apparently, some obscure passage in the constitution nobody gives a shit about. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

In all fairness, they didn't even seem to want to particularly curb the pandemic.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Precisely. That was their plan all along. Let it burn through the population fast and then get back to work. It worked, but the sacrifice

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

was more than could be tolerated in retrospect.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Worked? Shits still rampant basically everywhere lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nvm I'm dumb and can't read..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... they are still not back to work.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Most industrial workers never left work so you are kind of wrong

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would say that it didn't work

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because they abandoned it after several months. It was working but people were dying in higher numbers than a civilized society would accept

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The ignorance is strong with this one

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Didn't Sweden do even less than the US? Like literally nothing?

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Sweden gambled on transmitted herd immunity when there was 0 science to support the practice.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sweden's response was mostly soft measures rather than hard. Think "please stay at home and be careful" rather than mandatory lockdown

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They even argued against mask usage arguing it could increase the spread.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Not nothing, but very little. It did not go well.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

We still not doing Good.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How's your vaccine rollout going? Hopefully that will put an end to things soon.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's going slow but it's going. Hopefully I get mine one April because I'm in a risk group

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did go better then the US. A healthier population and sick time is useful... different baselines.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly, plus universal health care. Comparisons are tricky, but it's safe to say it didn't go well in either country.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweden had a good idea in theory. Unfortunately "pretty please stay at home" doesn't work on its own

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Sweden’s response was and still is horrendous in so many aspects, I’m ashamed every day over my countrymen and sad that so many had to die..

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Why was that even "good in theory"? As if ppl were smart and responsible

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It let's business and everything function and not shutdown, so it is good in theory, issue is people ignoring it or not knowing they have it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of things are great and amazing in theory, but falls apart when put into practice (often times because humans gotta human or so)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was also more of a legal issue than anything. Would have had to declare martial law or something to force people to stay inside tbh.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, they just thought that herd immunity would do the trick, against all scientific evidence. It didn't.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You dumb mf that is not what happened. Stop reading alt-right tweets you dense ass.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More in the lines of "go get it early on for everyone so we can put this behind us"

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Norway isnt orange!

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5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not really

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don't wear masks, they're bad for you" wasn't great either :(

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 6

Nobody ever said that though.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uuuuugh i’ve had so many fights about this. My friends says it will ”kill more people if we had masks because people would be less cautious”

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, as if people were being cautious now -.-

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now now, that's not quite what was said.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

True, I paraphrased. It was more like "if we tell people to wear masks they won't social distance" and "it makes people touch their faces"

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Ja, det var väl något i den stilen. Men det är ytterst tveksamt om gjort någon skillnad om munskyddsrekommendationen kommit tidigare.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(still not exact quotes)

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They didn't every try that.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

Seconding khora. They absolutely did

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

They absolutely did, and people stayed home more than e.g. Norway, but it turns out that decades of slashing elder care had an impact.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 17

It's fucking tragic that it took a pandemic for people to realize how bad it had gotten.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Do you think anything will change at all, now that everyone knows how bad it is?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Well, it was already known in the annual reports, but no politician acted on them.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

No, folkhälsomyndigheten said that there is no reason for anybody to stay at home, unless you were sick.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

It bugs me so fucking much. It was clearly it didn’t work out in the summer. Why in the fuck didn’t they just change strategy?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They said work from home in their presentation the 17th March last year, so that has been the recommendation at least since then.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Sweden went for "herd immunity via sacrificing the old and vulnerable until the weak are dead & as an added bonus saving on pension payouts"

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

No, they didn't. In their second public presentation they stated that the goal was to reduce the spread to not overwhelm the hospitals.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Um, not exactly, they initially tried "protect the elderly and vulnerable and let it burn quickly through the general population", but >

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