Shazel9

918 pts ยท December 8, 2014


19, female, love getting nudes. That's about it.

You fool. The hawk of light shall lead us to victory and salvation. Do not listen to this naysayer and pledge yourself to him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering it's insomniac, I'm pretty optimistic. Expecting it to be close at least to spiderman 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell him I dress up as batman on the third Tuesday of every month and masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinklers

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its just not the same without the pwip

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its the star of the new blendtec series, Will it Flush

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck dude

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not really saying much considering the movies that came after 2 were also terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Im fed up with this wahrld

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Missing Jojos bizarre adventure. The most masculine and straightest anime of all time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh please, that would be a horribly slow murder with an extremely inefficient weapon

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

No you lightly touch it with your foot while riding a bicycle

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

O shit waddup

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The open beta probably helped speed up the production

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well with the second emoji, which has a sexual implication to it, I'm sure you can figure it out.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile she's gettin gud with some other champion of the sun

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Everybody knows the only counter to avada kedavra is expelliarmus

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So close

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It tastes like sugar water

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a reference to a joke in yugioh the abridged series. Which is now like six years old so I didn't expect people to get it.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Blue eyes white dragon? Don't you mean blue peeps honkey dragon?

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 13

I played it a lot and loved it. The only thing similar in it to ark is the taming animals. I recommend it if you like far cry and animals.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo say what you will about tp and oot but wind waker is the fuckin shit and I won't stand for your slander

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you don't believe in the heart of the cards

10 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 0

Mama says sjws are so angry cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

It says "ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Space jam 2 has already been announced man. Unless that was some sick and twisted joke

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's why you don't reheat it and eat it cold like a real man

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

He did porn once

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can't remember if the fight between kaneki and toukas brother was in season 2 or not but fuck that fight man. They fuckin ruined it

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0