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May 4, 2016 12:34 AM
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ninaclark
You wanna get ur shit destroyed? Cuz that's how you get ur shit destroyed.
DatWallDoe
This wouldnt even work for me. My gf would just be like "lol yea right"
yourfavouriteprostitute
"Go threw your phone"......
m8Turbo
Crazy is knocking at your front door!
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
She will burst through that house faster than the Kool Aid man.
SpitefulRed
That truck is about to get a new set of tires
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
I will never not upvote this shit
mirelurkercake
Agree, dick move indeed
MyStrippernameisBubbles
Too bad she is the sidechick.
ObiWankChernobyl
Old but gold
BrazilianThunderPanda
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
TrigenderSwissArmyKnife
I don't understand why would the woman he is cheating with text to her about the cheating ?. Doesn't make any sense
Thedailywumbo
Can we have an update id like to know where he's buried so I can pay my respects
Zeldaman420
What is in her hands a dousing rod? Wtf?
AgentSmithPS4
Thought it was a tennis racquet, who knows.
Lilshadow48
Going "threw" his phone? What the fuck. That's ridiculous.
ItsCaptain0bvious
I know! I makes me want to through my phone out the window!
BHObiWanKendoobie
You're both really stupid and shouldn't be in a relationship together or with anyone else. Unless your intent is to make them miserable.
SexyTurtleAfro
This picture has circulated the internet for as long as imessages could be photoshopped.
arenten
why????????people talk????????????????????like this????????????????????????????
Skibearbumm
Yea this is the last thing I'd do if my girl was mad at me. If I know why she's mad I fix it. if I don't I play dumb until I can fix it.
LOAChainsaw
You're doing it right.
boogerthecat
Classic Kaleb
CaptainArminius
I don't know what he was expecting, but I think it backfired.
Dood3786
Seems like a move someone named Kaleb would make
PixelatedDerpFace
I know a girl named kaleb, is that a girl name?
dogenuggets
Kaleb looks like it's written backwards.
BlueSpaceLizard
Classic Kaleb
NotRelevantGif
Classic kebab
chubbis
My name is Caleb with a 'c' does that still count?
Mtmerrick
Yes
ZaggerQuia
Same here...
Cthulhuchooseyou
Post so old, their kids have done this prank.
warsteel
Man she's comming full tilt from that fucking car she ain't open in the door she's fucking breaching that shit Call Of Duty style RIP bra...
howaboutthisonethen
MessageMeYourCats
Coming up to the door like
Raizioo
Yass Fuze. Great for hostage situations.
MessageMeYourCats
When he cluster charges into the hostage room
Zatches
But what happened next!?
Wurstinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A&t=0m40s to be continued...
Maltruist
You glorious sonothebeach! +1 for Jojo.
DrunkGermanGuy
surprise party for his gf.
joesis
This is the outcome I'd like to imagine.
Kairamek
Domestic disturbance probably.
Yupurineutah
She changed her mind in the sixth second apparently.
kuljeskelen
The universe stopped existing because she can't park there but did anyway.
californiadrought
Will leave you breathless.
Hellstorm99
Why the hell would he let her go *through* his phone? Jealous? Controlling?
TheBreadlord
I feel like she meant "not getting through to your phone" as in "the signal isn't getting through" as in "you even closed your phone asshat"
BlessYourBeautifulHide
No, definitely not what she meant.
Pencillin
naw, apparently it is a sign of "trust" to let your s/o search through your phone (OR you're indulging their paranoia)
FrozenFor30Years
Girlfriend pissing you off? Try using the other hand.
RedHatTerraria
OK that's hilarious.
ABillionDucks
I don't think violence is the answer.
lowflyingbombs
He's not hitting anyone, but something is getting beaten.
ThatOneGuyAzazel
If you do shit like this you don't even deserve to have a gf. Consider what you'd do if she did it to you.
howaboutthisonethen
Grab my fellas and go out for a beer. Freedom tastes like 4.6% ethanol
zagibu
I would give her the benefit of doubt and talk about it.
JustDontCare
Get really uppity and have everyone under the sun tell me she's allowed to do what she wants? And accept that she doesn't love me? Right?
DatWallDoe
Or maybe the reaction is what shows the relationship isnt right. I joke around with my lady all the time like this, we both have a laugh.
MikeyKiller
Haha same, of course she's the only girl I can date because she's the only one that can take my shit and dish it back.
Heysuckmybatarang
I think this joke varies by couples. Like, if you know she's been cheated on in the past, don't do it lol. That's just wrong.
CthulhuBubbles
I've been cheated on in the past and would just straight up break up with my boyfriend if he played around like that. It's not funny at all.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
"He's busy" my gf: "bitch I can see you playing dark souls. No one's sleeping with your dex-statted ass."
Shazel9
Meanwhile she's gettin gud with some other champion of the sun
ThatOneGuyAzazel
I suppose it really just depends. I just know I personally am not the type of person to do this kind of thing.
DatWallDoe
Tbh, I did miss the top part saying to do when she is pissing you off. In that context its kinda fucked up to try and make things worse.
OakRiver
Don't. Stick. Your. Dick. In. Crazy
duckshooter
But but they give the best head.
fluxbiota
Oh, that guy was begging for a reaction. He loves dat crazy.
Daloth
Do it once or twice when you're young and able to outrun them. Nothing is better than crazy girl sex.
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
How is it different?
Bend3
They put way more energy into it and are up for whatever you want to do. That's a generalization, but its not usually far off.
BuckinCrazy
You say that but guys have a weird way of bringing on/out the crazy.
OakRiver
Yeah, but it has to be there to begin with
BuckinCrazy
Everyone is a little bit crazy
OakRiver
And that chick is more than a little crazy
enneque
I was pretty crazy with my ex. But totally normal/healthy/sane with my current SO. The wrong guy can bring out the crazy in anyone I think
tetsouomaiwamo
But dick your stick in crazy
BeyondOuterspace
Yes
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
stick your dick in crazy's butt.
BedsideTiger
It's one simple rules that people don't ever get
OakRiver
Another simple rule is; don't let crazy stick it's dick in you
MadAl96
Your girlfriend pissing you off? Why not act like a fucking adult and sort your shit out
IEatYourSombrero
This is way funnier though.
Cereaza
Naah
ItooktheusernameUWanted
Ain't nobody got time for that
frosty147
To be fair, neither one of them seem to behaving like adults here.
gad885
How does adult
stretchwinters
That! Right their, grow a pair and deal with it
Zeldaman420
So much this
cyborgpirates
People are not rational.
whatisapple
One is funny, the other isn't..
eaxor
I think i could do this. Just for the lulz but the problem is. my wife prob would know what i did there and still beat me with baseball batt
Syng420
If she's smart, she'd just divorce you.
eaxor
Well lucky me that she has same kind wide sence of humour i have :)
EmergencyOnPlanetEarth
Acting like a normal person and trying to argue with an angry woman? My friend you already lost.
Glidingboulder
This is the only way to win.
KoochieMonster
Sick dude!
Garouleloup
No that would be reasonable and logical, are you stupid?
Bloodgod1234
You've probably never dated a really crazy girl.
YeaImFunAtParties
So much this
crazyhornedlizardlady
Sooo your response is to bait them further instead of ending like any other rational human being. Yeah its just the girl whos crazy.
Brainsplosion
I'm not sure we can trust your opinion in these matters.
Bloodgod1234
This is the most down votes I've had and I'm proud of myself.
dannyb89x
Haha on Nice
shuya82
Most things end, why wait?
Sawsomebullshit
All things end, why wait?
shuya82
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
Except when that absolute is the single inevitability of life
singallday
But the thing is is that a lot of the time it's the guys actions/lack of communication that makes a girl act purely from emotional distress
singallday
I'm not saying that there aren't crazy girls out there, because there are just as there are crazy guys. I've just seen many of my friends
singallday
Deem their ex as crazy because she's acting paranoid while my friend IS secretly sleeping around and she's getting close to catching him
yourlonglostfrizzle
Yes, so true. Many men just say that a girl is crazy, no matter what she does. It's easier than to deal with your problems.
RuffledHoneyPassum
I abhor people who commit to a relationship while continue with their daliances. Just be single then dammit! :( I agree with you
hookerpenis
Cause this is funner!
L4dead2
I read it as funnier
SkillerPenguin
*more fun
hookerpenis
Mostest funnier.
SqueezeTheDay
Funnest
iwastoldtherewascakr
Morer funner?
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Mein Fuhrer?
SkillerPenguin
nice
Chunkilico
To be fair, that's kind of a dick move
macksnicolson
You must be fun at parties
SenpaiVulpix
Unless when she walks in him and his friend are building ikea furniture
macksnicolson
Ha ha great plot twist
TonyTin
I wonder if this is what set off Jodi Arias
00Daegon1
Kind of, but all of those wining comments beneath are ruining the joke. -_-
SIDSOS
Thank God I have a husband who isn't cruel or stupid enough to play 'jokes' like this
ShutUpImWorking
to be even fairer .. she's kind of nuts...
TheFinalDoctor
not sure why this got down voted. ALL WOMEN are nuts. See Also>ALL MEN are stupid. This is a normal relationship
ShutUpImWorking
i'm just sitting here like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ watching all the downvotes prove my point
Prudencethecat
So are people assuming that they aren't monogamous, or do this many people really find cheating funny & not understand why gf is upset?
mrducker
If you do this yourself it's funny 'cause its your own life at stake. Do it to someone else, that's not fucking cool.
Paketeman
I think he not gonna be able to make dick moves after this.
MageFace
Wonder how well it'd work in an open/poly relationship? Assuming "Needs an ok first" isn't a rule.
meowarina
Based on my friends interactions, seems like it's just like an "oh okay" kind of reaction
srcs033
to be fair, women always deserve it
Tippey764
"He's busy" doesn't mean that a girl sent it. Maybe you're at work and a co worker sent that for you.
plsslideintomydms
I dunno, made me chuckle
jaymurd9
Funny though
PhoenSunfire
She clearly deserves it
youlookedatmyusername
+1 just because you're on -49 and I think it's an over reaction ^^^
crazyhornedlizardlady
Why? You dont see how shes "pissing him off" only the reaction texts to him. If you her i bet you'd have same reaction.
crazyhornedlizardlady
You were her*
FauxFargoth
They both do.
LuckyWristbands
I agree with you
thecatnaper
Cheating usually involves dick movement.
JacobFoxxx
"kind of"
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
If that happened to me I'd be like "Alright tell him/her it was fun. Toodles"
SuperAwkwardGirl
Total dick move.
sometimesipostsockshere
"partly"
lifeischaotic
As a guy called Richard, yes I can confirm its a Richard move
OmnibusLatinName
Yeah, no preamble needed
Eldibs
"fair"
Gorzine
"move"
cbjfan
"dick"
sometimesipostsockshere
"sup"
TheMonsterWithinYou
As a woman, if a guy did that to me. I wouldn't even bother. I'd tell him he can go be with her and fuck off. lol
BigisDickis
So you're single now?
KuuroiYuki
There'll probably eventually be a guy you care about enough to be bothered.
CutOffAllTies
I dont think a guy she would care about enough would do something like that
ProLukerr
Maybe as a joke, I can see myself pranking my boo thang like this...if I had one
TheMonsterWithinYou
This. :)
IlexLegion
She is obviously upset that he doesn't let her throw his phone somewhere, though I think that'd be a waste of a perfectly good phone.
PM7597
Isn't that the sign of an abusive relationship? Wait men are never victims /s
jeffee
To the bad reply: he's mocking her spelling mistake, go through vs go threw, k?
CClop
Pro tip: to reply to someone, try the Reply button on the actual comment. :-)
CClop
(I know, you replied here so that people can see it, I just had to. ^_^)
TristonCarter
She's insane if she comes to his house. Don't put your dick in crazy.
TristonCarter
From what I've seen on this thread, there are a lot of emotional people.
crazyhornedlizardlady
Because being in a relationship is completely emotion free and all logic. Idk what kind of relationships you have or have not been in.
TristonCarter
I don't see the rationality to immediately want to fight someone because of a comment they could have been joking about.
crazyhornedlizardlady
Because its a cruel comment to someone who your suppose to be commited to. Why make a joke about cheating in the first place?
pizzapowers
If my girlfriend did that to me I'd be at her house in 10 seconds ready to give some dickhead a beatdown
tinycrocodile
But what if she lives here?
FoleyHuck
And is running cos she really needs a poo
dougbatman
Checkmate.
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
No, he's literally right next to a window
TheBIFFALLO87
Wrong. Put your dick in it. Like a lot. Just don't date it. Or tell it where you live.... or that you have animals.
Esdog
Crazy goes off
CelticRain12
You got downvotes for some of the best wisdom, you have my pity.
TristonCarter
I wish I had the buzz lightyear meme for "Feminists, feminists everywhere. "
SirGrumps
Thanks for reminding me I need to make a buzz lightyear meme for "Gnats, gnats everywhere." Dang bananas.
purplecumbrella
Uh no. If they're dating and he's cheating and she wants to confront him? That's not crazy. Cheating is crazy. And bullshit
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Raig228
I stand with this opinion, despite the tide of downvotes.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Then you need to realize you're wrong.
BekahBearz
You need to work on your confrontational skills. And realize other people have more passion than you if you don't find something worth 1/2
BekahBearz
Yelling about 2/2
BobHacks
The downvote of this post makes me think people on imgur are emotional and crazy. Control your emotions people. Logic over emotions
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
We are not Vulcan!
crazyhornedlizardlady
I mean he did just eluded to cheating on her. I dont think most people let that slide without a huge showdown. Or at least I wouldnt.
jigglinbillies
No point in fighting for something youll never want again... Too much work for no reason.
joeynew
I don't know why your getting so much hate. Wish people would catch on to this faster.
crazyhornedlizardlady
Everyone needs to deal with anger differently. Id like a huge showdown to make them feel like shit and then move on.
Monkofthepast
'alluded"
crazyhornedlizardlady
Its 9:30 and im high on cough syrup. Sorry.
Monkofthepast
no need for sorry, it isn't commonly used, just sharing info.
MethelyneBlue
You. I like you.
singallday
Trust me, anxiety can and will make a woman who lives by her emotions do things spontaneously and impulsively. It's a defense mechanism
singallday
A desire to find the 'answer' to stop the anxiety, b/c the feeling in itself is more crippling than the actual betrayal of the relationship
Tver937
This
Syng420
Yep, been through this myself. The months of uncertainty were worse than finally getting my answer that I was right.
colieco
Amen.
purplecumbrella
You're absolutely RIGHT
BekahBearz
Woman with anxiety here: if someone pulled this shit on me, it would be between having a full blown mental breakdown and going to his 1/2
BekahBearz
Place. Regardless of what he was doing, a break up would ensue. 2/2
Blrp0
Well maybe you should work on that instead of hiding behind your anxiety as an excuse.
BekahBearz
I never hide behind my anxiety as an excuse. But I'm not going to date someone who does this to me. It's not worth it. Too much self-respect
Prudencethecat
No. Alluding to cheating is an asshole thing to do, and you better expect the other person to be pissed if in a monogamous relationship.