ShadowMageAlpha

5524 pts ยท November 22, 2014


... after the sex, right?

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Clover Soup?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They've been dedicated and I think at this point, it's more than what they originally promised.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bold of you to assume we think of Bezos as human. (Mostly joking. ... mostly.)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...I mean, I work retail. Sometimes I get real close to that line.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

(I was just memeing. "We got that going for us... which is nice")

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. I didn't want to be an example of Poe's Law

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...Which is nice. ... no. I lied. It's a living hell.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you forget if you don't exist? Ha! Check mate! You admit God forgot, so He has to exist by your "lOgIc". /s

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What's this?! A gif lacking sound?! My briefcase full of bees should put a stop to that...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only a little?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flat as we are. But we have good theme parks, or so I hear.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly high humidity (too often open air feels like enclosed swimming pool air), frankly not as much wind as i would expect for as...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aside from the other comments, the weather is pretty shit (imo). Fairly wild temperature swings, sometimes even in the same day, rather...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. The popular 20's fad for a toilet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, anything that can be done with a mouse can be done faster without one. (In the file file explorer anyway)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably worth clarifying that I'm not just talking people but corporations as well.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't need to know the correct answer to be able to see an answer is wrong.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have neither the insight nor eloquence nor the character limit to answer that question fully and appropriately.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't kink shame us. There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't fucking kink shame, Nick.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The stupid are not exploiting a rigged system to line their own pockets and not paying their fair share.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're going straight to the front page?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

~c===3

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sure I could change your mind on them. By only adding a little "-ution" to the end of any exec.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But you can't do ALL of those things. Which one is the RIGHT one?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But did it teach you what to /actually/ do with them? /s

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That wasn't trouble in those buckets.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The water take an easier path that is not your shoe, tent, phone, or whatever.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0