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No. No. No.
May 29, 2021 1:53 AM
ozzy890
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No. No. No.
realAnimatronicDonaldTrump
Now airlines can charge more for a "non-farting" section.
Lemmingofdarkestnight
I'm just saying, I'm eating a bucket of kimchi before I get on one of those. We're all going to be suffering.
IdMessWithTexas
It’s all fun and games until the guy up top has explosive diarrhea
MyName4Wine
I raise with projectile vomiting.
TikkaMasalaBaby
What if the person in the middle has to pee?.
CanineEuphoria
This looks like a cabin concept that Amazon would come up with so…
iidky
The people below became concerned when they discovered the in flight menu was all Mexican food.
alecdshope
Like they'll be feeding you on these flights.
TheMeatIncident
perfect position to fart in some peasant's face
LordNergal
Worse, what if the guy up above has diarrhea? Neither one looks able to easily or quickly leave their seats...
Valkor
i'd rather the ones where you're basically standing..
Th3Lionheart
Not for 7+ hours thank you
thundercactus
Yeah but this is just the concept. If history is any indication, the application will have 50% less room to cram more people into the plane.
RekyTheNeko
As a mechanic for an airline. This would never work.
DickWarlock89
As a human with common sense. This would never work.
immortalbucket
Corporate greed will make it work.
Amythyst
As someone who knows the obesity problem in America, this would never work.
Jamerperson
This is a super old proposal. It was denied by the FAA for safety reasons.
RekyTheNeko
Yup, this. Need to have good emergency exit ability. Those seats are coffins already. Lol
valen00
As an occasional designer, how about we dream about loading the people into pods then just ejecting the fuckers if we need to. I know/
valen00
it's wildly impractical but damn it'd be cool right?
georgejimmydoodle
They do this every couple of years to make us shut up about how bad flying is by showing us how much worse they could make it.
an0therthr0waway
F that.
AndrewBrandon
waffleman5000
As a 6 foot 6 in tall man that has some bulk this looks horrible. I bet those dummies are only 5 foot tall and tiny.
hoistedbymyownpetard
They’re all over 8 ft tall and made of granite.
TheGiantTater
BladeMcCloud
Username checks out
Flowerlady0
That's what I was thinking. Probably around five foot four and 114 lb.
SeRaQt
brainwipe
CNN - This concept image that no-one in their right mind would actually implement could be the future of flying.
tryingtomakethiswork
So they lost a bunch of money during covid and their rebound offer is to make a worse experience than before covid.... SMRT!
craftinscrap
Don’t fart
MrBrak
So cheeper seats will go below the expensive ones so rich people can fart on us???
Mithi
They already are pissing on you and tell you it is rain.
minibois
MapleSyrupMafia
My back hurt just looking at that.
MasterTaco89WasTaken
Whoever that guy is can go fuck himself and his dumb smile.
WoofBastard
Kill me now.
Tunisia
"Yeah just wall-squat for this 4hr flight"
Fachera
HeHeHebieJeebies
If this is a Japanese airline - I bet the lower seats are more expensive.
michealangleo
look, if theres room for my legs, and i can easily get in and out, then sure, tetris it all you want. as a tall dude, id just be impressed
kwilson25j
I predict an uptick in pink eye
josmoren
aaaaaandimdone
Too late... the passengers are totally pink already
stingraysds
sarahjane138
Double barrel
IIikethecutofyourjib
I like the cut of your jib
zigbigidorlu
What's a jib?
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Promote that man!
sadsquatch
I’d be willing to look at someone’s buckeye the hole flight if it gave me more leggy room
probablyobvious
Oh, this will not give you more leg room. Youre gonna get the same amount. Just with more bootie
DeepAnalTongue
Yeah, ah, do we get to choose who we're sitting behind? Otherwise might take the train or something.
POGassultraboot
Fuck it. Road trip.
ShipOfFate
hole flight
TakenToaster
Flight hole
TheCuntCrusader
thatclimbingguy
This looks claustrophobic and uncomfortable as fuck
Skidmarksteev
We need seating the same as in The Fifth Element.
0AK14ND
...and I like how they are knocked out for the flight. I have terrible aerophobia and a little fun and then a snooze would make it bearable.
Skidmarksteev
FO, REALZ.
bigmuffin1
Not only do you get a face full of ass but neither of you can get your carry on. And someone can go through your bag under your chair
SpotlightKryptonite
You are stupid
AlcoholicAtaxia
Like they'd let you brings bags on that cheap ass flight
AtmaDarkwolf
I mean, why not just offer to sedate us, and pack us in rows like cordwood?
AdamWeishaupt23
Until they figure a way to fit a person in those baggage spaces.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
How can people phase gands through walls now?
BlancheFromage
"Phase gands"? Did you mean "place glands"? "Pass gas"? What??
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Fuck i did a goof
RoundThreeFIGHT
Looks like you might get more leg room though
TheBeastlyBeauty
Idk man, I'm fairly tall with a 36" (or 1m for euros) legs. That design looks like I would legitimately have more room. A small barrier 1/
TheBeastlyBeauty
Should prevent access to any carry-on, and I'd rather the occasional gassing (especially if I'm wearing a mask) in order to have leg room
commentfarmer483725596037
I would pay extra for an upper seat so im not assed out all flight
badatediting
I would pay extra for that leg room beneath
bigmuffin1
Pay extra for the upper decker
Krasnopeev
Ass yes but it looks like the back is blocked off. I guess they can give you the ol reach around though
Pally01
I can fart so badly I can clear a whole room. Little bit of plastic won't save you. I will be sure to book an upper seat.
lwoshea
In the future you'll be drugged unconscious and stacked like cordwood for the flight.
RandallKavanaugh
I actually might pay extra for that service!
NinjaPieMaker
Lol that’s preferable to flying coach anyway
lwoshea
It'll be great! Imagine falling asleep and then two seconds later you open your eyes and you're at your destination.
AgamemnonsMemes
Especially for really long haul flights
missmeathands
Can we make something worse then the middle seat? Whoever designed this said hold my beer and how about we make them ass and foot level
AdmiralButtStuff
I will never get on a plane with those seats. Fuck any airline that does that shit. They've taken flying from an adventure to a curse.
hippocampus
the adventure cost as much as business or luxury class tickets today. If you don't fly economy, flying is not as much a curse.
EdwardHarley
I'm waiting for the Lewis Black joke to come true. Where all the seats are removed and everyone gets a stick to stick up their rear.
Damiv
Stand up planes have already been tested and worked on.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
RackhamTheRed
A much cheaper and more available adventure to most people not that wealthy
URNSHOW
Never mind that it was something people got dressed up for. Now some people look like the just rolled out of bed and showed up in their >
URNSHOW
Pajamas. I'd bet "fuck it, I got my underwear from last night on. I'm good", isn't far behind.
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URNSHOW
Still no reason to be a lazy shit. Stop trying to give them a pass.
CorgiConnoisseur
I'm sports bra and pajama pants for flights. I have a hard enough time getting comfortable on them without getting dressed up for no reason.
URNSHOW
Hair piled up in a sloppy bun and your furry bedroom slippers too, right?
CorgiConnoisseur
Y'know I've never tried fuzzy slippers before but I just might next time. Thanks, boss.
DocNitro
There also has been a concept for 'Stand up' passenger spaces. Literally racks on rails that can be bolted to the ground, you have a small
DocNitro
'seat' and armpit rests to take your weight off, and once a row is 'seated' and buckled in, the racks are pushed together to seat even more.
bazookasoup
If its dirt cheap, I could do this for less than 2 hour flights...
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
At that point, you're no longer a passenger. You're cargo.
tobyisagoodboy
So the massive percentage of the population with claustrophobia wouldn’t be able to fly.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
And if it crashes.....
themobileappisbroken
This looks like it was designed by someone who has never been on a plane.
Urgalicity
Remember the goal of a corporation is to hurt as many people as possible without technically breaking the law.
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
So airline executives, yes.
looseasamoose
They're usually just concept renderings, very rarely do these projects play out. They're way too costly or design impractical for actual use
looseasamoose
But the overarching concepts can be used in successful design in certain applications.
Sidewinder1018
Yeahbusually they just shift closer and closer to the seat spacing of a 4 seat sports car.
badatediting
If the one innthe window seat needs to pee mid flight....
bedframe
Definitely. Fuselages aren't shaped like that.
GabbyJayYay
You sound like an engineer i know talking to architects too high on design ego
beccerz777
And has never seen a disabled person
TotallySaneScientist
They get strapped to the outside.
valen00
They have seen them, they just don't care.
catsandcoke
My mom could barely get into my car because of her knees. She’d never be able to do this. My brother with CP would fall and crush you.
htapoicoS
This is exactly what I thought. Imagine sitting down there.
Yellowchopsticks
Who has never farted.
Sparky549
Same dude that designed the airport with a circular runway.
AnOceanOfStars
I've never been on a plane and even I can see how bad that design is.
Nuclearun
This looks like it was designed by someone who has never been a human being with a body.
mjayojay
by someone who wants to see more fights on flights. And has plans for a new reality tv show too.
CandidGamera
No, it was designed by someone with an MBA. They don't see the world like humans do. Where humans see leg room, the MBA sees lost profits.
teknoman117
More like someone who has never had to fly coach.
GroumphLePreux
Good luck to escape in a hurry !
MapleSyrupMafia
You can't escape if you have no head!
xXxSTEVOxXx
The idea probably came down from some guy from the c suite who has only ever flown a private jet his whole life.
LaffertyDanie1
C suite guys are def not the ones tasked with coming up with specific technical ideas
xXxSTEVOxXx
This idea isnt too technical though. It's more like "hey can we get a rendering of a airplane where people are stacked on top of each other?
Comet260
I hate execs.
ShadowMageAlpha
I'm sure I could change your mind on them. By only adding a little "-ution" to the end of any exec.
longshorttermmemorynetwork
Looks like it was designed by someone who never heard of deep-vein thrombosis.
ShowMeYourButtonhole
You had me at deep vein. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hirosjimma
ShowMeYourButtonhole
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