17597 pts · November 27, 2012
Texas forever Red dirt groupie All around badass
right in the fucking feels...
aww well then fuck whoever else didnt tell you!
I'm proud of you!
I try to avoid going through Hurst if I can. I may make an exception now.
same. If i have nothing to worry about i genuinely panic because i think i forgot something!
Already stocked up here. Our district is doing "virtual classrooms" for the upcoming weeks so the kids dont miss any school. Pray for me.
Also a Texan. I forgot people use phrases other than y'all. Maybe it's geographical?
but what about the cervezas?
not really. I haven't heard anyone say it in awhile in Texas.
everything is Coke except Dr. Pepper
My great grandma had dementia, drank bleach thinking it was milk, and accused my papi of trying to kill her. It's an awful disease. ?
I also like that dude's wife.
That'll cost you extra.
I went to Rowlett, but had to go to Lakeview for summer school. That place creeped me out.
The ole Razzle Dazzle
lakeview?
exactly what happened to me. The whole story is absolutely ridiculous. I just laugh about it now.
We Texans take these kinds of things seriously (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
its not?
"what youu neeeed is a prostitute!"
The mannest of the mans.
I dont understand how anyone can't* find this funny. FTFY
The raggle fraggle gets me every damn time!
They need some Thin Mints in their lives.
Exactly what happened in the office when Andy left. Nelly saw an open desk and took it. Andy did punch a hole in the wall again tho...
I think all old women named Jackie either feed all the strays, or make jello full time. dont think I want the recipes the 70s have to offer
My name group text would be with people who probably don't understand how group texts work.
Yes! No one ever knows what I'm talking about when I say that is my favorite movie.
right in the fucking feels...
aww well then fuck whoever else didnt tell you!
I'm proud of you!
I try to avoid going through Hurst if I can. I may make an exception now.
same. If i have nothing to worry about i genuinely panic because i think i forgot something!
Already stocked up here. Our district is doing "virtual classrooms" for the upcoming weeks so the kids dont miss any school. Pray for me.
Also a Texan. I forgot people use phrases other than y'all. Maybe it's geographical?
but what about the cervezas?
not really. I haven't heard anyone say it in awhile in Texas.
everything is Coke except Dr. Pepper
My great grandma had dementia, drank bleach thinking it was milk, and accused my papi of trying to kill her. It's an awful disease. ?
I also like that dude's wife.
That'll cost you extra.
I went to Rowlett, but had to go to Lakeview for summer school. That place creeped me out.
The ole Razzle Dazzle
lakeview?
exactly what happened to me. The whole story is absolutely ridiculous. I just laugh about it now.
We Texans take these kinds of things seriously (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
its not?
"what youu neeeed is a prostitute!"
The mannest of the mans.
I dont understand how anyone can't* find this funny. FTFY
The raggle fraggle gets me every damn time!
They need some Thin Mints in their lives.
Exactly what happened in the office when Andy left. Nelly saw an open desk and took it. Andy did punch a hole in the wall again tho...
I think all old women named Jackie either feed all the strays, or make jello full time. dont think I want the recipes the 70s have to offer
My name group text would be with people who probably don't understand how group texts work.
Yes! No one ever knows what I'm talking about when I say that is my favorite movie.