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46137 pts · January 26, 2017


just the right amount of sexual stimulation

Might as well call out all of them not just one side.

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Damn Smithsonian, kinda racist...

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Got furloughed for 90 days at my job. Didn't want to risk losing it after. looked for a new job. Found a new job. Thought it was going to be a pay cut. Found out there was a 10% shift differential which turned it to a pay raise.

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Wide load coming through

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Surefire way to stop a rapist.

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An elegant meme; from a more civilized age

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**Sweating intensifies**

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When a user forgets their password and has to answer their security questions.

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We gotta pump up those numbers!

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When Mickey asks my son which mouskatool would be best and he doesn't answer quick enough

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My wife got me this for my birthday!

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He was the mom we never asked for but was the one we needed

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Who else drank this thinking they could be neo?

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When my wife asks me what I'm thinking about when I look at her.

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Got to love Flat Earth logic

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God please pace yourself....

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Christmas with the Kranks...

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When you find out your girl is a freak too

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Blinkingguy.gif

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I'll take "things that will never happen for 1000$" please

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The US had a record number of gun sales in march

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Never watched GOT but I heard the ending sucked. Just wanted to remind you what a good ending was like

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Taking my extra strength Coronavirus medication. Should feel better soon

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Finn loves his brother

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Happy dog day

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My local 7/11 hired a new cashier

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Happy Independence day fellow americans

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Pineapple pizza is the best

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E3 - 2019 in a nutshell

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If you commit violence on someone because they have a different viewpoint you are in the wrong

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( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

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MRW i'm on a road trip and see a cow

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When you hit the bottle too hard

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We landed on the moon!!

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How can we forget these Staples of education

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All these posts

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I was in a meeting today and thought of something cringy I did 10 years ago

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Yes......yesss....YESSSSSS!!!!!!

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Happy puppy day from Finn (FN-2187) and Rey

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Rey's new hat :3

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Oh good boy watching over our son while he sleep.

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When you realize you are on the wrong side of the river

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Finn the crack head

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BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!!!!!

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I'm a father of a 4 day old baby and come to a realization.

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Go go wage gap rangers

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Murica...

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Cuphead is coming to the Switch!!!!!!!

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My dudes

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When you find out your girl is a freak too

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Laundry routine

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