SemiWittySloth

5369 pts ยท July 6, 2015


Sometimes I say something clever. Are you clever? Let me know.

No, you're a cunt, cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No, that's Riff Raff, and his whole body is rocking Jacobs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me you've got Blade planned out too, you just need some dark af shades.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Smashed" potatoes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her house was Gryffnwhore.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

He did, he raped his first wife and the testimony is sealed in court.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Trump raped an ex wife and groped random women. Men in positions of power do scummy shit, what's new?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Umm there is a legit fan base of like 30-45 people for coyotes, c'mon.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Between Sedona and Jerome?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A1, would give steak sauce

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So "don't rape me" and "women are individuals" are bad things? Ok

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Got it for my dad. Mildly spicy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah look up MaximusBlack on YouTube, he's made about a dozen videos of this car (spoiler he got to keep it).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

14 yr old thot

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All 3 million people in AZ remember that moment. The day God said fuck NYC again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Links or it didn't happen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that shit stays closed were I'm from. Players would melt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But hey, you keep swallowing your state media and our mouthbreathers will swallow ours and eventually we'll go to war (but not in winter).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

More stability and power. Americans understand that we've done similar, but we never directly coordinated with your opposition party. 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We aren't demonizing anything, your government is using cyber warfare to tilt elections and get weak candidates elected so that Russia has1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Nah, they replaced them with SUVs.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's 120 out today. I have to smoke in my garage. Not happy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Um, wow. That's a weird cumnundrum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer Home-spider: Mancumming

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn got em.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, this is from a Spongebob episode.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Orgasm.

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

I think I saw them at the bar I work at. Comicon is crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe the call stood, not confirmed. Not enough to overturn. You're mad cuz Godley is shifting on ya.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahahahaha you don't have China highlighted? The place that has literally no religion is left out to prove a point.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1