fistyballcrutch
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Oct 24, 2017 7:35 PM
fistyballcrutch
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km3000
Perhaps you should try dating again. How about a mashmaking service?
livelife2323
HOW.........HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK MASHED POTATOES
SemiWittySloth
"Smashed" potatoes
IHuggedaCorgiToday
The ex part is unhealthy
strawmanAlert
The hat thing is weird.
Iforgotthetopic
Whatever floats your boat. Do you fuck it in a bag or a bowl or what?
PutThePRNDLinD
OP: Overly fond of pounding his spud...
crimsonghost1
nottooproudofthisbut
Is this before or after the "ball-cuzzi?"
Davld0811
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
BadPunsAplenty
Do you put lots of cream in your mashed potatoes?
Oggerschummer
Amateur, professionals use apple pie.
Jenkbi
This is a proper use of the bear. Continue citizen
OshyuOshyu18
It all ways keep me humble seeing these types of bears.
Stacyanna
Feeding both heads how considerate
pleasedontcallmeDAN
congrats on the appropriate use of the meme and your moderate use of the English language.
BaloneyBob
What kind of hat?
M4nFle5h
1+ for not making me stop laughing. Sorry you are singel
Aimanfire
PersistentPerfection
Everything about this post is maddening. From “meem” to the fucking fucking of potatoes and the weird font to the url in the bottom corner.
vomitpinata69
BendydickWaffleSmack
rocker13332
Yeah .... thats definitely weird :/
TheMightyElk
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISAAAAAA
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Do you eat the mashed potatoes after?
HereticalCactus
Yes otherwise it would be a waste.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
I'm glad we agree.
retardedcyclops69
With gravy
Fapnoids
Ugh, chicken gravy's the worst.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
Oh my.
VPofPatriarchy
PrincessFisto
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you're a guy.
Chesticle
I'd hope so... unless it's a woman mashing mashed potatoes up her clam.
fossaattack
ItchyHuevos
Be super cool if it was a chick.
KickingSquealing
yeah... a woman fucking a bowl of mashed potato would be quite something.
PrincessFisto
I'm a chick, and I've fucked many, many things. Let me tell ya, potatoes don't work. Well, mashed potatoes anyway.
ItchyHuevos
Maybe try one that's not cooked, lol.