I dispense life advice in exchange for jelly donuts. PM me everything. Just not nudes. Okay. Maybe some nudes. And food recipes! Someone tell me a witty joke, I'm dying over here! Nah for real, give me some funnies. Don't hate the player, hate the game son - Rick 'Muthafuckin' Sanchez #TeamHuman #TeamToaster #TeamJusticeForBradsWife
I'm not crying, you're crying!..
God why is this so unsettling...
Rocking the messy/sexy look like a pro
Well....? Could you Greg?
I genuinely wish I had a friend like that
AHHH I GOT RANDY IN USERSUB! DREAMS DO COME TRUE
And I'm just another 68W over here playing doctor when really I'm a glorified band aid dispenser... :(
You know what, I don't agree but at least you used the meme correctly. +1 just for that
It's as equally point whoring to complain about it. We all know. We get it
New Jersey checking in here. It's not over. Repeat. Not. Over.
Boof the water dog snoot
Burn baby, burn. Disco Inferno!
Looks right to me. Carry on
They're used to removing white stuff that blows all over the place
Here's to hoping this one makes it! Cheers mate
We are the unsung heroes dude... Just push through the pain!
Dem curls +1
I'd cram it in kermit
You promote that pup this instant
You're not wrong Walter you're just an asshole!
ITS HIGH NOON!
... you haven't watched the movie, have you
+1 for Neil Peart
CAUSE THAT'S A DUMB FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME YOU FUCK!
...why does this sorta look like Colin Ferrell?
Good god man please make updates as you go
Also Apache Helicopter
Homeboy just noped the fuck outta there
Your first mistake is throwing out your political stances on facebook...
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