I dispense life advice in exchange for jelly donuts. PM me everything. Just not nudes. Okay. Maybe some nudes. And food recipes! Someone tell me a witty joke, I'm dying over here! Nah for real, give me some funnies. Don't hate the player, hate the game son - Rick 'Muthafuckin' Sanchez #TeamHuman #TeamToaster #TeamJusticeForBradsWife