SecondHandDeathWish

41811 pts ยท December 25, 2016


I'm beginning to wonder if my life will mean anything to anyone when I'm gone.

Yeah they're cheap plastic hats, nothing but the paper thin plastic shell. No actual rig to sit on your head properly. They make them just for such cases. - after typing this I realize it sounds like I'm criticizing it but I was just trying to explain haha

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey! You said a banned word! We don't do "evidence" around these here parts!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope, private equity will buy them before the average consumer even knows it's on the market.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bought an $8,000 toy during a manic episode. Years of credit card payments for that mistake

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same security company as the louvre museum I reckon.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assumed 3 shots hit bone/etc and 2 shots went through. So 5 entry wounds and 2 exit wounds

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sure... I'm sure Abbott has some brisket in his house. Set it ablaze and smoke that brisket.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

12 hours a day completely solar, 12 hours a day the way it is now, is still 50% better than it is now.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I don't have an issue with the premise of your statement, simply that I don't think the bubble will pop for quite some time still.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad...๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"about to" Isnt the right term. We're probably ten years out from the fallout. Too many big players throwing too much money into massive data centers for them to let it all implode anytime soon

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We donโ€™t deadname people. Ted Cruz, whose previous identity is none of our business, was the one that asked us to โ€œStop attacking pedophilesโ€.
๐Ÿ˜‚

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best motivation Iโ€™ve ever had to learn Spanish.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, sister got raped, brother forced rapist and accomplices to get their dicks cut and then killed them? That might be the first bible story actually worth a damn

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Years ago my mother asked me for TV show recommendations. I suggested Gray's anatomy.
Months later she was talking to be about the show and I asked her "how many airplane crashes are you up to?".
She hadn't even got to the first one yet. ๐Ÿ˜‚

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, I always stop one step later. I buy all my material, store it in the garage, and then take a nap

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I still can't afford a mortgage

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The little girl is the only one that even tried to take action. The hate and complacency are both sickening

6 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

I've got three numbers( and obviously my personal and work number) memorized. My mom, older sister, best friend.
Mom and sister have had the same phone numbers for 18 years. Best friend because I may need to be bailed out one day ๐Ÿ˜‚

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is super disappointing to hear ๐Ÿ˜“

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I take a knife with me literally everywhere.
It's a tool.
I also keep a socket set, screwdrivers and jumper cables in my vehicles.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never left the country, do other countries have a bunch of stores in their airports?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't kink shame ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... Where do we go from here? I need my easily accessable and downloadable memes in an app I only open on the toilet

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need a 64 oz cup please.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these comments and nobody calling out the $3 tip on a $26 bill on #23 ?
They better have left cash too. I get that it's a neat coincidence, but a $3 tip is never enough.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

tRump saying he "never had the pleasure" of going to Epstein island... He literally can't quit telling on himself

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I definitely understand where you're coming from, and believe it's certainly part of it, but for both of them I think it's about how they chose to present. Trump literally puts trump on buildings, Kamala's socials and such she ran as Kamala. I think that was an intentional choice on her part.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And not bolted down

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on the soup... If I never see another lentil or split pea it'll be too soon.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0